Two months ago Jane was out on medical, she needed to have a minor surgical procedure done. She told everybody that she had peed out her vagina. That's right. She said she knew this because she used a mirror to look, and that she knows what her vagina looks like. Personally, I think she was looking at her ass and just didn't know the difference.
Jane's future with the giant retailer I work for looks rather dim. This has nothing to do with age, but rather customer service and performance. If you're 98 and can play by the rules, and do just an adequate job there's no problem. Had she told any customers that she'd peed out her vagina she'd have been out the door. She needs to stay at her register and not make people wait. Retail can be relentless.