Jane's Road Rage

Well, I got to work yesterday and everybody was buzzing about Jane.  Remember Jane?  The 77 year old woman who'd had the vaginal surgery?  Evidently on her way to work, she cut in front of another driver without using her turn signal... and he got angry.  Now, I have to honest with you, Jane has vision problems.  There's something wrong with her retinas.  In fact, she has an Ophthalmologist appointment scheduled for next Tuesday.
Anyway, the driver whom she'd cut off first passed her, and then pulled in front of her and slowed down.  So Jane, being the nasty, old bitch she is, cut in front of him a second time.   And he followed her into the store parking lot, and got out of his car carrying a base ball bat.

Now I can tell you that the list of people who would have swung that bat is very, very long.  In fact, let me be so bold as to say there are people who would pay 50 cents to get in line to swing that bat.  But his guy didn't.  Nope.  He pulled out his phone and called the police.  So Jane called him fucking asshole, and walked into the building.  Now, I don't think the police showed up since they never came into the building.  And if you're thinking Jane might have learned something from this incident, she didn't.  She bragged about it.  In her mind she won the fight.  She doesn't understand that someday, someone is going to swing that bat.