Schmutz in the White House

For years I wore contacts rather than glasses.  They were okay.  The issues with my eyes precluded my using lenses I could pop in and forget.  Nope, for me it was a daily chore - until about 5 years ago when I decided wearing glasses was just not that bad.  Now, the only problem I have is dog schmutz.  You see, dogs don't really know what glasses are.  They will push their noses against them, lick them, paw them off your face... all sorts of things, all of which disrupt my field of vision.  The schmutz is a problem since I like to see clearly.  End result: I clean my glasses several times daily.
Of course, being able to see clearly can sometimes lead to frightening realizations.  Take the Idiot Jerk, for example.  While I can't say that he scares the shit out of me on a daily basis, thought it's close.  And the frequency of his actions seems to be on the increase.  This is to be expected in one who is so severely unbalanced.  His is an ego tottering along a thin line between sanity and insanity.  There are times when he doesn't concern himself with appropriateness, he just jumps into the crazy.
A possible meeting with Rouhani is nothing more than an ego snack.
Collusion is not a crime... well, no.  However when you aid and abet a foreign power trying to throw an election in your favor?  That's called treason.  Lock him up.
Allowing Jeff Sessions to begin building an army of Evangelical zealots?  He's going to give that phony Christian base anything they want.  If he loses them, he'll be in the clink in no time.
Saying the Koch brother (s) are dumb shits.  Well, they didn't bow down and kiss his ass.  In fact, they sort of sat out the 2016 election, fools that they are.  Now, they're talking about helping Democrats. 
Now, these moments happen regularly... maybe not daily... but with enough frequency to make sane Americans start to wonder if they, too, need to wipe the schmutz from their glasses.

"Dirt" in German 

Schumtzieg is "dirty" 

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"