One of my fellow specialists is transferring down to North Carolina. His daughter and grandchildren live there. While the transfer doesn't go through until September, he's over 65 so he has that great chunk of personal time given to us by the big Orange Retailer I work for; I suspect he's going to be using a big chunk of that time, limiting his presence in the store. This is a slow time of year anyway.
Chewy dropped off another big bag of dog food for me yesterday - 47 pounds (21.31 kilos). That lasts them for a month. This is way cheaper than buying the dog's food at Giant. I may not get the gas points, but the money I'm saving easily makes up for that.
Oh, and by the way, the RNC Convention in Jacksonville has been cancelled. Supposedly this is another pivot by the Idiot Jerk, another failing attempt to revive his dying campaign. My money says he doesn't want to get to Florida and find out someone has packed his acceptance speech among the bodies. Not that he would be the one to go in and dig it out. Nope, most likely he'll send in Mark, or Kayleigh, or possibly Kellyanne. Wouldn't it be a hoot if it was Ivanka Danka? Picture her in a stylish HazMat suit prowling between the corpses... hell, I don't think she'd have a problem.
This latest attempt is going to fail, of course. Can you imagine the entertainment value of the Idiot Jerk's loss? You can bet Donnie Junior's going to be out selling tickets. Anything to make a buck.
The small pickle. But dear its not the size of the pickle but the magic in it. It could very well be the best tasting pickle you ever did taste.
ReplyDeleteMagic pickles? What do you do? Wave them back and forth?
DeleteWhat are the Deplorables gonna do now that they Greta Leader has admitted this isn't just gonna disappear?
ReplyDeleteAfter months of buying the hoax BS, now he's selling them an entirely different bill of goods.
Heads will explode.
Most likely a lot of them are going to get it.
Deleteit poured here yesterday morning. we have been giving away large cukes to the local food bank. cherry tomatoes are being harvested. no big boy regular tomatoes yet.
ReplyDeletedid you see how delighted the dump is this morning after the thugs tear-gassed the PDX mayor? he's absolutely giddy. MUTHAFUCKA!
and this morning dump is pivoting on opening schools. he's drowning in a toxic sea of his own making.
His base loves that shit, they just don't realize they're the only ones who do.
DeleteI think you're absolutely right having the dog food delivered. I know it probably wouldn't bother you but that kind of weight package - to me - is best to have delivered rather than hump the bloody stuff around myself!
ReplyDeleteIt is so much easier.
DeleteIt hasn’t rained here since Sunday.
ReplyDeleteAnd Cheeto was afraid of the lawsuits and the fight that part of FL put up to avoid him like, well, the plague.
He’s not pivoting, he’s corralled.
And you know that little pickles are good for sandwiches. Like Maddie says, they’re tasty.
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I think he was more afraid of refrigerated trucks being used as temporary morgues.
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