Behind the woodshed

Well, it's Thursday and my mid-week day off.  I'll work on Friday and Saturday but then I'm going o have off for 3 days.  This is not a bad schedule.
The torque wrench I had ordered was waiting for me when I got home yesterday.  After reading the days blogs, I to take off the old crank and put on the new.  Holy Shit!  It took about 3 minutes.  Easy Peasy.  The wrench is magnificent.  You have no idea who great it felt holding that great tool in my hand.  Simply wonderful.  And so easy to use after putting so much effort trying to wrench that crank old crank free.  I'm ready to torque everything now!
Graysonview has called me on both Tuesday and yesterday morning to tell me they found my Mom laying on the floor.  On Monday they said they didn't know if she had fallen, or whether she had just decided to lay down.  With yesterday's call they were fairly certain that she's just laying down.  She doesn't remember, so there's no explanation why she's doing this.
I have myself set up to when I turn my computer on in the morning, all these news flashes line up on the bottom right side.  Some of them are interesting headlines, others?  not so much.  This AM I had a flash for a Faux News posting on Youtube.  I did not click and watch the video ince the blurb said everything I needed to know.  Evidently some banana head at Faux News was saying that the UK was going to have to pay terribly for treating the Idiot Jerk so badly.  I guess maybe they were upset about the baby blimp  Or maybe it was all the protesters.  Anyway, I had to laugh.  These people don't understand Nationalism can only go so far, and then it turns into fascism.  They want to be the power hungry, ugly Americans.  We need to teach them a painful lesson.  Take them out behind the wood shed, so to speak, and thrash the living daylights out of them.

Most don't understand that conservatives need to control all aspects of your behavior.  If they can't force you into their tiny niche mentality, you will be outlawed and punished accordingly.  They need to be taught that they are wrong.  Grab your switches, it's time to start swinging.