State of the Union Tingler

Okay, so here it is Tuesday and it's snowing outside.  No one seems to know who much we're going to get.  In the hills of Schuykill County they're saying up to 6 inches.  From what I can tell, I'm in the 1 - 3 inch geographic location.  Don't forget, I was supposed to get abut 6 inches from the last storm and ended up with about 2 inches of heavy slush.
And in the continuing "Drama of the Desk," I have to tell you I got an email from Cymax asking me where I got the information saying the desk would be unpacked.  So, I sent them the link to their page on Amazon...  They also said they have notified their delivery agents that the desk needs to be unpacked.
Okay, and now for some fun.  Nancy sent the Idiot Jerk in the White House an invitation to give his State of the Union speech in the House of Representatives.  He accepted, of course.  He's is not one to shy away from a camera.  Well, we all know he's going to stand there and do what he always does:  lie.  The minute he starts talking the falsehoods will fall from his lips.  I have a very simple solution, though.  He needs to be connected to a lie detector.  You know?  Wired for truth?  Except instead of having a professional stand shaking his head, or even a little buzzer that will sound every time he deviates from honesty, I recommend they wire the seats of the Republicans in the audience.  Every time the Idiot Jerk lies, a jolt of electricity will shoot up into the ass of a loyal party member... on a random basis.  This way none of them will know who's going to get shocked yet.  Think of it as the political version of "The Tingler."  For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the trailer.

Can I get a voice count of how many would like to see the Republican seats get wired?