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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Ride This

I don't have to work today... I'm having my blood work done this AM for my yearly physical.  That means I've been drinking my coffee black...  They have to check for diabetes.  Last time I ate breakfast before they drew those 5 stinkin' viles of blood and my doctor said "oh, I see you failed to 'fast.'  I'm very possessive of my blood, in case you didn't know.  I like to keep it flowing where it does the most good, in my veins.
When I got home from work last night I rode a little over 8 miles - the total ride is over 27 miles.


What I find amusing about this ride is that running right through the center of the route is the Reagan Memorial Tollway... which means you must pay tolls..  The highway directly to the north, Route 38, is the Lincoln Highway... and it's free.  No tolls.  What better way is there to remember a not so good president then to charge you to drive on a road named after him?  They must really love him in Dekalb County.  Or is this is just one more example of those damn Republicans gouging the average American paycheck?
And I guess the Idiot Jerk wants there to be tanks in the Washington Mall on the Fourth.  And fly overs by Navy Jets... maybe.  Some of the planned events are being kept... secret, because the Moral Degenerate wants to be another PT Barnum, albeit one from the 'dark side.'  I can hear Melanoma complaining now "D'is is goink to give him a leetle boner ent he's goink to vant sex."  I mean, that's what this is really all about.  Not America, but the Idiot Jerk.  His ego demands it.  He needs to brag about it.  And you can bet a number of failed Evangelicals will show up to praise him.  I'm surprised at how easily they bow their heads.

10 comments:

  1. I think you wanted to just say ride this.

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  2. I won't be watching his ego party. Ever.

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  3. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE STINKING HOT AND 50/50 CHANCE OF RAIN ON 7/4. and the DC subway is partially shut down in VA, which will make getting there a nightmare. bwhahahahahahahaha! hope it's as poorly attended as his "inauguration".

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    1. Well, people will go for the fireworks, if it's not too hot. I wonder if he's going to ride around in a tank.

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  4. Oh, I was hoping to see a pic of the... bike. I wanna see what I’m riding.
    And Cheeto is gonna throw himself a tinfoil dictator party. Overcompensating, much? Hope it’s stifling hot that day. Nothing but the worst for him.

    XoXo

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    1. You mean the nice red one?

      And thunderstorms are in the forecast.

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  5. "..a leetle boner..." omg!! Haha!

    Let's all pray for rain, hail, thunderstorms and lightning to ruin his little dictator party.

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    1. Yeah, he should me mocked... and quite often.

      And perhaps a Mexican hailstorm is in the offing?

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