Yesterday's chores are complete and more are planned for tomorrow. I'm going to get out the chain saw and cut down a bush blocking the view from my front porch.
I also got a 10 mile ride in - I've now ridden 29. (something or other)miles in my 100 mile challenge. Tomorrow I'll hopefully get another 10 or more miles in. As for my standing in this challenge, right now there are a little over 93,000 other cyclists with more miles. In case you didn't know, there are a lot of people out there who ride bicycles. What was playing in my Senso ear buds? Nothing But Thieves.
Amy McGrath is going to be running against Mitch McConnell. You know, the crazy conservative who looks like he's been spending too much time hanging around Death's door? He's a bitter, old racist who's only joy comes from fomenting hatred in the world.
Oh, and Ross Perot died. Now there's one less billionaire in the world to worry about.
Tom Steyer, another billionaire, wants to be the Democratic Nominee. His platform? Impeach the Idiot Jerk in the White House. Tom, I hate to tell you, but billionaires need not apply for this job. As the Idiot Jerk aptly proves over, and over, and over again, you can't run this country like it's a business venture. Starbuck's Schultz got out... or, well, maybe withdrew, or perhaps reality finally set in, though I guess he's saying he hurt is back... skiing... or something like that.
And finally... I ordered a pair of these.
They're Shimano Mountain Bike pedals. Actually, these are considered platform pedals. The ones I have on the red bike right now work great indoors but my shoes don't always click in the first time. Platforms solve that problem.
McGrath will have an uphill climb because Kenfuckians--not a misspelling--are batshit crazy for Bitch--also not a misspelling--McConnell.
ReplyDeleteThough I've heard he's a lost less popular with younger voters.
DeleteRe: Ross Perot...someone in a comment section in an article about his death said that isn't it a shame he can't run against Trump? Imagine how fucking hilarious the debates between those two would be! Ha. Of course, I didn't realize old nutty Perot was even still alive.
ReplyDeleteI'm in awe of your bike riding prowess! That's a lot of distance, my friend.
old "giant sucking sound" perot = FUCKING LOSER!
ReplyDeleteI'd LOVE to see McGrath (a former marine fighter pilot) in a debate with mcturtle; she would whip his old saggy white ass but good!
Even though he ran as an Independent, and lost, I do believe he had some sort of celebratory dance party, as though he'd won... so, as usual, you're right about that giant sucking sound.
DeleteKenfuckians is my word of the day, @Bob! And she did raise a lot of money. Hopefully Bitch McTurtle will be deposed.
ReplyDeleteAnd I had to click with that pedal showed up in my feed! I was like ‘what’s Dave up to now?
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You do know they make Kentucky bourbon in a dry county... How dumb is that?
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