Be Still my Happy Feet

Well, it's Saturday, for those of you who don't know.  I do go in to work today just as I did yesterday which had its moments bordering on absurd.  Seriously.  Early in my shift I was helping our aisle supervisor put new rolls of vinyl on our in carry out vinyl display - they're 12 feet long and heavy.  He complained about how the job was taking up too much of his time.  I asked how his back was and he said "it's fine."  And I said, "I feel really good." And I was getting a little happy rush.  My elation lasted most of the morning.  Then there was the large woman (I'm being polite) I found sitting at the flooring desk who was looking for a designer.  She was had on a fluffy green scarf that kept falling down instead of a mask.  She had bought border mosaic for a back splash a number of years ago and only now realized she was 2 short and want me to come up with a fix for her outdated tile.  She sniffled in irritation when I told her that was impossible.  Yes, she's one of those.  When I finally got her out of there I disinfected heavily... thoroughly might be considered an understatement.  That's when I found out the supervisor I'd been helping earlier went home... he'd pulled some muscles in his back.  I also found out the reason for my elation - Katie Miller, wife of the white supremacist Stevie Miller had tested positive for Covid - 19.  Everyone in the West Wing has now, either directly or indirectly, been exposed.  Be still my happy feet!
Tara Reade has decided that since Democrats did not embrace her lies, she's leaving the party.  Will someone get that failure of a human being a red hat!  Be still my Happy Feet.
And evidently in a way too lengthy interview with Fox News, the Idiot Jerk revealed his new campaign slogan, I'm not responsible."  With a major majority of Americans concerned about the rush to reopen and only Republican officials rushing headfirst into chaos, who in hell is going to believe that besides Tara Reade?  He says he's going to make America Great Again... when?  When the death toll his 150,000.  This man is truly and Idiot.  What's he going to do if Stevie Miller gets sick?  That's a very likely scenario... unless there are no connubial relations between Stevie and Katie.  Or fat Billy Barr?  That lard ass might not survive.  Be still my Happy Feet.