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Monday, May 18, 2020

His Little Nazi Boys

It's Monday and I have the day off.  Then I'm scheduled to work for 5 days in a row, 8 hours a day, 40 hours altogether.  Getting back to a normal life will be interesting.  Three weeks later they have me back to my 8 - 1 schedule, and the following week I believe I scheduled some vacation time for myself.
Yesterday one of my fellow associates called off so I was by myself until the closing associate showed up at 1:30 PM.  I was busy.  No wackos.  No assholes.  Time when very fast.
I was talking to my friend Betsy last evening and I asked her who Lara Tramp was, I mean I knew she was a Tramp by marriage but I didn't know if she was one of those Tramps who was married, and then divorced but still considered herself a Tamp.  Not that it makes a wit of difference, once a Tramp always a Tramp. I saw where she was being supportive of Tara Reade, who is also a tramp but not by marriage... yet.  I do not doubt Tara has aspirations to be an Upper Class Tramp.
During our discussion, I pointed out that in regard to Covid - 19 and couples, married or otherwise, when one is infected it's almost a sure thing their partner, spouse, or what ever... roomie even, ends up getting infected as well.  Viruses like when you sleep together, you know?  Don't you fine it interesting that Stevie Miller's pretty new wife shows symptoms and test positive and little Stevie doesn't?  I do.  Of course, one can not help but think about the Idiot Jerk's poor valet, a strapping sailor-man he doesn't know, who also tested positive a few days earlier...  Hhhmm.  And they're the only 2 with symptoms who have tested positive in the West Wing.  Could Stevie's marriage be one of... convenience?  I, for one, would not be surprised if he was far more interested in his little Nazi boys.
And I have baby peaches!


And baby nectarines, as well.  My cucumber seeds have sprouted as well.  Yum.  And tomatoes, too.

17 comments:

  1. Peaches!! Yum yum. I love your gardening photos Dave.

    Yes, little Stevie probably secretly prefers his Nazi boys.

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    1. Thanks, things are really beginning to bloom.

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  2. I see a peach pie in your future. RTG planted a tomato and a cuke over the weekend. he's still looking for a cherry tomato plant.

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    1. I love peach pie! And Home Depot has cherry tomato plants, in fact, all they have are tomato plants, all kinds.

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  3. Thank God for days off and, those baby peaches look promising! 😏👌🏻🍑

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    1. Peaches are one of my most favorite fruits.

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  4. Now there is someone weaving a conspiracy theory. ;)

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    1. Hhhm.... possibly. It sounds more plausible than asking if you can inject disinfectant.

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  5. Dave, sounds like you are trying to get a job with TMZ or maybe National Enquirer lol! Actually the virus is so strange, there have been many cases of one spouse getting it while the other did not. Even Justin Trudeau's wife caught it but Justin, their children and his mother who was travelling with her did not catch it.

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    1. Oh, poo, there goes another good conspiracy theory down the toilet.

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  6. I love this conspiracy theory. I also threw up a little in my mouth because thinking Stephen Miller is gay is nauseating. Love your little peach!

    XoXo

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    1. Hhhm, I wouldn't be surprised if he was into the whips and chains.

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  7. I don't know Steve Miller from Adam but I did wonder how his wife tested positive and he didn't/hasn't. Weird. And how on earth have you got peaches already? There's absolutely nothing showing on my peach tree as yet.

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    1. My nectarines are small, but you should see my peaches, about the size of large marbles.

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  8. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that Steve Miller IS positive, but is lying about it.
    Now THAT'S a conspiracy theory for you!

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    1. He might be, in fact I wouldn't doubt if there are more than one viral supplicants in the West Wing.

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  9. No telling what Musical Partners will reveal in the White House... it'll be interesting and salacious I'm sure!

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