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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

GO GOLFING INSTEAD!

Holy Crap!  It's Wednesday!  2 vacation days are gone.  On the first I was Mr. Relaxation.  On the 2nd I work outside:  the lawn was mowed, 2 more pepper plants were added to a shiny new container, a zucchini plant in, and a ride through Andalusia that took over an hour (what can I say, there's a hill 4 miles long).
The temps here hit 91 (F) and today they're supposed to hit 92 (F).  Remember last summer.  Temps got really, really hot around the world.  Global warming, you know?  That thing Republicans don't believe in?
Oddly enough, I've learned that if you purchase the Kindle version of my books, some of the chapter numbers are duplicated and others disappear.  It's a Kindle thing.  Everything's where it should be in the paperback versions.  Isn't that interesting?
 And I had thought the Idiot Jerk in the White House was silent yesterday... wrong.  He actually Tweeted some sort of lies about that 75 year old protester who had been pushed down by police, sourced from an anonymous blog, of course.  Can we talk about ironies here?  On the day of George Floyd's funeral, the Idiot Jerk in the White House Bore False Witness against a 75 year old man.  I do believe Joe Biden was in Houston for the funeral.  The Idiot Jerk?  Once again he proved his callous indecency.  This is to be expected.
There's also word that he's regrouping the team that managed to get him his Electoral College win...  As if that's going to help his sorry ass.  They're also saying his campaign is struggling to come up with a message that will resonate with the voting public. They ought to hire me.  I came up with one in... oh, 3 or 4 seconds.  So tell me, what do you think?

GO GOLFING INSTEAD!

Can any message be more concisely precise?  Getting in a round of 9 holes is so much more fun than dealing with a pandemic.  Or Racial Injustice.  Being under par is one of the best feelings you can have... except for maybe praising white supremacists (you know, they're really fine people).  So, tell me.  Do you think it will fly with the voting public?  Does it have a sharp enough ring of truth?  Let's be honest here.  The country's in a recession because he chose to go golfing rather than deal with an approaching pandemic.  Ouch!

16 comments:

  1. My campaign slogan is: Fuck off, Asshat.
    I don't think he'll use it.

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  2. and THAT is why I buy only REAL books!

    "I take no responsibility for it. Off to the links!"

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    1. And, of course, we're in a bit of a recession now because golfing was more important.

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  3. Couldn't get it to copy but I think the Narcissist's Prayer would be appropriate!

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    1. I Googled it and... it's the Republican Party's playbook.

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  4. Oh, Cheeto's campaign is shot. No matter what slogan they come up, I hope they drag it through the mud. And they will. The sorry state of America... Still there's voter suppression to help him. Did your read about the fiasco in Georgia?
    The smearing of the 75 year old Buffalo man spoke volumes. With info from a Sputnik journalist, no less. How do you say Russian Asset in Russian?
    Kindle has its kinks. And they're not good...

    XOXO

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    1. He probably got an email from his Blow Bro Vlad saying "Tweet this."

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  5. Doesn't fly with me. I don't like golfing, or poor examples leading our country.

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    1. I've been golfing maybe 5 times in my life, and each time there was a case of beer riding along in the golf cart.

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  6. Your much too kind. You saw the picture I used of trump yesterday.

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    1. I wanted one in which you could see him staring clulessly at his future in politics.

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  7. I also saw today that Lady G won her little primary.

    Wake the hell people. Now.

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    1. Don't worry, he will go down badly... shit, I may have said that wrong.

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  8. Yes that's a good slogan Dave, "Go golfing instead". I can just see the commercials, every time there is a crisis, then cut to him golfing, that should work well. In fact they could encourage republican voters to go golfing instead of voting.

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    1. Yes, I like it too, so does his ever shrinking base.

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