Yesterday was a bit of a zoo at work. I was the only Specialist scheduled. Some real quackers showed up. 3 people who had set themselves up for Online measures without a product came in and asked for quotes. They asked for square footage, so I explained square footage is part of the calculation when you choose a specific flooring. There is no magic button you can push which shows you how many square feet you have in each room. I had the couple who decided they wanted to both carpet and put vinyl down in their family room, but failed to tell the measure tech which section was supposed to the vinyl. I explained that needed to be broken out separately. Then there was the woman who lost her patience because she wanted to order a blind... and I was already working with a couple. "If I leave, I'm not coming back," she grimly threatened. And the blond woman without a mask who slammed a roller blind on the counter and angrily said "I need this cut! Now!" Surprisingly, I don't get frazzled. I just very quietly in my head say 'fuck you.' I don't know why some people fail to realize I can't pull Specialists out of my butt. That may sound funny, but it's true.
Last evening I ordered my tank. It's a 50 gallon SeaClear acrylic. Also ordered was a stand which looks more like a piece of furniture rather than stand.
Of course, I had to get the one with the Blue back.
And I did see that the Idiot Jerk went golfing yesterday after all. History will put him in his own special Hell. Abbott, the governor of Texas, is now publicly saying he regrets opening his state so soon. What did he think? This pandemic was going to suddenly go away? Oh... that's right, he's a Republican. Believe it or not, they still do not understand. They will lie to themselves as badly as the Idiot Jerk in the White House lies to America.
And what about those Russkies paying bounties to the Taliban for shooting Americans? The Idiot Jerk knew and didn't care... for the lives of American soldiers. He sure is hellbent on destroying America, isn't he?
Nope, couldn't do your job. I can't bear people who are rude!
ReplyDeleteI always say patience builds character and most will admit I'm pretty much of a character.
Delete#GOPCowards
ReplyDeleteThey're going to get worse.
Delete"I love the military, our great military!" - the dump loves them so much he doesn't care if his fuckbuddy vlad kills them all.
ReplyDeleteI think his poll numbers are about to take another hit.
DeleteGotta love how Americans are feeling even more selfish and entitled. I would last in your job five minutes. "I need this blind cut! Now!" I most likely would have held my arm out and told her to "Tell it to the Hand, bitch!"
ReplyDeleteYou're so funny!!
DeleteI showed Gregg your tank choice. He says those are really nice! I can't wait to see how you set it up!
ReplyDeleteIt's going to take a couple of weeks so it gets done right.
DeleteI couldn't do your job either. I get so irritated with store customers and I don't even work there. I hate it when they don't wear masks...it annoys the crap out of me.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I give them the stink eye, they don't like that.
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