When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
Bluntness
I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
Tuesday, November 8, 2022
70
It's 45 (F) outside, the high today is supposed to be 59 (F).
Today is my birthday. Hold onto you seats, a little less than an hour ago, I turn 70. Holy Shit!
My sister, my brother, and I cannot stop laughing. Son of a bitch! I can remember sitting in 3rd grade, and 4th grade, in fact most of my school years, thinking this day was so far into the future I would never see it happening. Yet, here it is. I laugh loudly, I'm very opinionated (usually right, but not always), and am eagerly looking forward to the next 70 years. I am not kidding (did you know I'm a bit of a smartass?).
This morning I saw that People magazine has name Chris Evans the Sexiest Man in the world. He's only 41. Do you think he's too young?
In about 1/2 hour, I'm going to be driving down to the Lebanon VA for a physical. Now, how's that for a birthday present to myself?
Yesterday, I cancelled my Sirius XM because my promotion ran out. That $5.99 a month was suddenly replaced with $23.17, or about a little less for what I'd pay for 4 months. Ouch. You have to call to cancel, you can't do it over the internet because they want to try and use another promotion to keep you as a subscriber. Of course, there would be another nasty surprise when that promotion ran out, so I cancelled. I can still listen, but I'll have to deal with commercials. I was beginning to have problems anyway, like with their Top 18 count down, which repeats several times daily. It's a way for them to not have to pay a DJ. Sirius is okay, but not worth the $$$ hassle. It was through Sirius that I got introduced to Matt Maeson. Take a listen. This guy can sing.
It's also Election Day. Will I get a nice Democratic birthday present? I'm hoping so, covered with Blue paper, and topped with a Blue Ribbon electorate. Vote. Vote. Vote. Democracy depends upon it.
Happy Birthday Dave! You sure make 70 look good! Many, many happy returns to you.
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, turning 70 is like turning 21, except I have to shave a lot more.
DeleteHappy Birthday. You are still just a child.
ReplyDeleteThanks, though not quite a child, I did hit puberty a few years ago.
DeleteHappy 70th Birthday, Dave!
ReplyDeleteVoted early and "contributed" to making your birthday wish come true... straight D.
Stay safe & well.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, for everything!
DeleteOMG Happy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteSeventy? Come on, You can take on Chris Evans, I'm sure. And come back for seconds, you sly fox.
XOXO
Chris? Yeah, no problem. The big problem with aging for some is that they think they're old. Wrong.
DeleteHappy Birthday Friend! 70 is the new 50!!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Honestly, I can't tell the difference between the decades.
DeleteHappy birthday, old timer :). I don't realize you were so old :).
ReplyDeleteCan you hear my evil laugh, bud? It's comin' right at you. 😎😎😎
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