Well, now isn't this a most joyous Tuesday morning? There is not a cloud in the clear blue sky. The temps are a bit cool, but there's nothing wrong with that, we're still in the month of April. Sure we've had a few warm days, but they were just a teaser for what's going to be coming this summer. Here in Central PA we've manage to escape the 100 (F) degree days so far like they've been getting down south. Anyone who's been paying attention to the weather knows that's going to change.
Work was slow yesterday. A customer called in to set up a measure, so I snagged that, otherwise all I did was meander around the department restocking shelves and filling spaces with products for non-existent customers to buy. I had to work paint for a bit because of scheduling issues. They lost an associate, and it took a while to hire a new one in. They're going to be losing another soon.
Because the temps outside are so cool, today I'm staying inside and painting. Can you see the joy in my words?
And, of course, yesterday there was this:
Fired!
I was quietly sitting at the flooring desk when the news flashes began. As I glanced down at my watch to see the notification, my heart leapt with joy. A laugh rose in my throat; a hearty HaHaHa that refused to stop. Fox New dumped Tucker. Don't worry about his job prospects though, I understand Russian media was after him like a dog after a ham bone.
What I thought was truly amusing that no one came out and said he had been fired. Instead, everybody was saying that Tuck and Fox had parted ways... very suddenly. Even smoothed over, that news was delightful. Tuck has been fired from 3 cable news networks.
And conservatives are flummoxed. Who can they turn to for lies and deceit if not Tuck? The fact that Fox actually "parted ways: (hahaha) with him was a nuclear blast in the head of every MAGA in this country. Their beloved Orange Anus is facing increased legal action from every side and his court propogandist has been silenced. And, whether they understand this or not, this is just the overture. Symantec is next up in the docket and if Fox caved to Dominion, they're sure as hell going to fold for Symantec. One can only wonder how many heads are going to roll.
Happy Dance! Buh Bye *ucker. And Don Lemon too!
ReplyDeleteRepublicans hate this because now the choice is be accountable, or pay the price.
DeleteOh, I was delighted.
ReplyDeleteIt was very sudden, and Fucker has not tweeted a word after the 'news'. The network made it seem like they had 'parted ways' but apparently Fucker learned he was being sacked ten minutes before they made it public. So sweet.
That's what happens when you badmouth the upper ups. Well, that and the possibility that he was harassing that producer and that more shit is gonna hit the fan when THAT lawsuit has a discover phase. And the Smartmatic one.
I hope that more heads roll at Faux.
And you know Fucker will be up and running in no time.
XOXO
You are so right, there is so much shit coming down the pike, and it's not only going to effect Fox Noise.
DeleteAbsolutely delightful news! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteOne of my associates danced down the aisle when he heard the news.
DeleteI also enjoyed Don Lemon getting sh*t-canned, too, and I've heard they both hired the same attorney to sue their former bosses.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt one of Trump's cast-offs.
DeleteSuck it, Tuck. I will not miss you or your shit show at all. Good luck with the painting.
ReplyDeleteHe has earned every single derisive comment he's getting, so go at it, Mr. Shife!
DeleteAnd better still...I hear the ax might fall next on Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro... Might as well shutter the network.
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