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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Monday, December 9, 2024

Empress of Earth

 Here it is, Monday, the temp is 39 (F) outside and the skies are overcast.  Rain is on the way.  Not much.  Still, autumn is usually a rainy season.  For those looking for a white Christmas, odds are rapidly stacking up against it happening, but then in this part of the country they are almost as rare as hen's teeth.  

Yesterday, the weather was wonderful, it was a terrible shame that I had to go to work.  The temps got up to 60 (F).  Howie and and I played frisbee before I had to leave, and for a moment, I thought I might call off.  But I didn't.  As a result, I wasted a super nice Sunday afternoon by sitting at the flooring desk.  On top of that, management cursed us by bringing in soft pretzel bite.  For those who don't know, a soft pretzel is a big doughy pretzel, and a soft pretzel bite looks like a little loaf of bread that's about as long as your forefinger.  In fact, a Lebanese who works in my department asked why they were serving us little loaves of bread.  Being a carb addict, I over consumes, so there's no stepping on the scale for me this morning.

My back is achy, so I took two Advil.  I was vaccinated for the flu, but there are several variations, so I'm hoping I'm not coming down with one of those that's not covered.  Of course, it could also be that I picked up Howie yesterday and I'm estimating he's up to around 40 pounds.  I'll find out tomorrow.  He needs to go back to the Vet for some booster shots.

One of the people I read is Stephen Beschloss, and this morning he was talking about how Cultists may have thought they were voting for a president, but in reality were voting for an oligarchy.  Cultists are not known for their intelligence.  Anyway, he used this picture, and while there isn't a caption, if there was one it would certainly be The Walking Dead meets the Terminator.


Elonia has definitely had quite a bit of work done.  At one time in his life he used to look like a balding doofus, now the scar tissue runs deep, and I wouldn't doubt that he's having the same procedures Michael Jackson used to make himself look... special.  As for the Orange Anus?  He's only going to grow more and more decrepit.  

Orangey was on Meet the Press yesterday, and... well... he did what he does so well:  Lie.  Though, there were those slim glimmers of honesty, like when he said he never promised to reduce prices.  All of those fools who voted for him because of this are in for one terrible surprise that is going to hit his them in the pocketbook super hard.  They're going to learn that he doesn't care if they starve.  Elonia doesn't care either.  I suspect that all Elonia wants is to be Empress of Earth.


11 comments:

  1. Mr. and Mr. Felon.
    The President and First Lady Felon?

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    1. I think they're both in for a rude awakening.

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  2. Muskbutt IS looking similar to Michael in his facial features! That’s funny!! Maybe OA will give him a silver glove.

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  3. Those thinking these two will make things better are in for a rude awakening. Even if they cut the government budget, like they say, it will be painful.

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    1. You do know that the only reason they talk about cutting the budget is to pay off Trump's 2017 tax break for the wealthy, don't you? Some dolts believe that if they cut spending their own taxes will go down, and that's funny.

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  4. Like two peas in a pod, but not for long with their outsized egos. The maga cult will rue the day when they supported and voted for the felon a second time.
    As for Musk he should give MJ’s surgical anesthesia a try.
    -Rj

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    1. Moldy peas. And I was going to say something about the anesthesia, but decided against it.

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  5. Elonia might want to consider a titty lift too.

    Cultists = dumbasses.

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  6. Picking up 40 lbs of puppy is probably not the greatest idea if you can avoid it! I have the same problem with bags of salt (for clearing the snow) and bags of soil!!!

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    1. It's not that difficult, as long as he doesn't decide to move.

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