Everybody say "cheese"

So, this morning I slept in.  I had set the alarm for my usual early hour but about 20 minutes before it was set to go off I got up and turned.... it off.  Even the dogs slept in.
I had a really big flooring sale go through yesterday...  A husband and wife are putting in new carpet and hard wood flooring.  His credit cards have a $20,000 limit, so they used hers.  She works in the field of medicine.  I know because the emailed receipt went to Spinal (something or other).  While sitting there, she started talking about another flooring project which was going to be expensive.  That's fine.  While the cheesy guy with the 5 kids from earlier in the week felt it necessary to talk about his $100,000 travel trailer, and his house at the shore, they talked about their dog.  It was very interesting.
Oh, and a funny thing.  A friend of mine who's read my book told me I had another book listed.  Well, I don't.  There's just the one so far.  However, if you go to Amazon and search for my book you can go my author's page by clicking on my name.  I did this.  There is another book... or I guess you might call it a pamphlet, or a tract, or crazy propaganda (only 40 pages long), listed.  The title:  "The Road to Sodom, Purity in the Age of Perversion," and it's a guide for Christians.  And... I am not the author.  In fact, there is no bibliographical information listed.  This thing is more of a text than a book.  I wouldn't have known it was there if a friend hadn't told me.  An email has been sent to have it removed.  The last thing I want is to have my reputation sullied by some Crazy Christian piggy backing his hatred on my creativeness, what a cheese head.
And yesterday the White House put out some sort of statement how the Mexican government was working with them on the immigrant issue.  And today the Mexican government denied the claim.  They said it's not true.  Of course the only ones who believe the Idiot Jerk's administration, is so crazy gone they believe every lie he spits out is the truth.  I understand that next week he's planning on telling the world the moon is made of cheese, and there's no such thing as climate change.