1. When I got to work I found out that the store had gone to Stage 2. This means customers can only enter through the main entrance and they have to exit at the cash registers. Only so many customers are allowed in the store at one time. Ropes have been set up to funnel them into the building. Of course, this did not stop the dumbshits, like the gentleman who threw a shit fit because he could use the garden entrance. He had parked down by garden so he wouldn't have to push his cart of mulch so far. And then there was the middle aged woman who spent at least 25 minutes perusing flooring samples, picking them up and putting them back. Until this effects them personally, they are not going to care... and you can bet they're going to whine like hell when they get sick.
2. I got home from work to discover the dogs had eaten the 2nd load of Italian bread I had baked. Yep, those sneaky buggers pulled it from the kitchen table and had a chow down picnic in the writing room and. Crumbs all over the floor and on the sofa. I didn't yell at them because I shouldn't have left it lying there, and they are dogs. The only downside was all those little yeasty things in the bread gave them gas... really, really bad gas. The kind that brings tears to your eyes. I will never, ever leave bread where they can get it... ever again.
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that bread must have been dee-lish!
ReplyDeleteMAGAts are so stupid.
It was! Now I'm going to have to bake some more.
DeleteSo maybe now the MAGAts -thnx AnneMarie- are gonna realize it’s serious? When their beloved places of loitering become less accessible? They’ll still have hobby lobby and churches to live their idiocy, but hey.
ReplyDeleteAnd the doggies will take on ANYTHING left unattended and edible. LoL about the flatulence.
The Cheeto administration is so incompetent that Twitter sleuths will be able to point out at their fuckery. I just read that Warren was drilling Bolton about pandemic preparedness (it feels like a year ago, no?) and he dismissed it. I hope his book sells squat.
And what about the mission accomplished gesture of the big boat sent to NY? Twenty beds occupied only. Twenty.
And what about Jared channeling the stockpile to the highest bidder? It never fucking ends.
Now I want some of your Italian bread.
XoXo
Jared's little shit show is blowing up in his little Nazi face.
DeleteI don't have much faith in an investigation, what with Bitch McConnell at the helm.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see it done just to expose his lies.
I'm using the ballot box to get him out of office.
PS Dogs, bread and gas?Oy.
I'm certain the investigation is more to stick pins in the voodoo doll
DeleteHaha I'll bet that bread was delicious! My dogs would do the same thing in a heartbeat! One time I made fried chicken (something that very, very rarely happens) and my husband and I had sat our plates on the coffee table in the den while we went to finish whatever we were doing and the food cooled down. I walked back into the room a few minutes later to find Ginger helping herself to a drumstick off my plate! I had to laugh. Dogs will be dogs, as you say.
ReplyDeleteAnd remember, dogs are not known for their ability to avoid temptation. And it's Lily who's the grabby girl in this house when it comes to pulling things off the counter.
DeleteDo we really need the house looking into this? Shouldn't they look into helping the dying right now?
ReplyDeleteRight now it's just their intention for when things are better, say three or four months from now.
DeleteDog tooting, that's as bad as a chilli/beer filled man!
ReplyDeleteHhhm, that's a tough call.
Deleteomg!!!! What is with dogs and bread? Last time home on the 13th, I took my mother out for her birthday. We got home, and in her dinningroom, was the two bags from the Pennsylvania Bakery, on the floor, the boxes were fine, but both loaves of the cinnamon bread was ripped open and gone!!! Her dog has never done such before. We think Buster gripped the tablecloth and pulled till it fell to the floor, where then my mothers dog consumed most of the bread, since Buster is VERY SLOW EATER. both were blown up like balloons the next day. They can obviously not be left together. And Buster is a notorious bread thief. Maybe these four should start a gang!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have never know any dog to be a VERY SLOW EATER... ever.
DeleteBUSTER!!!! He east more like a cat Dave. He often eats some and goes back later. Or if he eats all the food at one time, he will eat one qibble at a time and go and get another and repeat, It goes on for a half hour.
DeleteTwitter will be Trump's downfall. When history looks back on all of his dumb ass tweets. It is something he can't take back.
ReplyDeleteYou're so right, and he's far too stupid to realize this.
DeleteOh your dogs making themselves a sandwich is so funny!
ReplyDeleteI should be used to it by now since it's not the first time they've helped themselves to human food.
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