Well, it's Thursday and I go back to work. I checked yesterday and my schedule has been adjusted all the way to May 10, no more than 5 hours a day. This is fine with me.
I ordered one of these seamless face-mask / bandannas since I have a feeling they're going to become very stylish and necessary in the future. Mine has a different pattern.
Tres chic, eh?
For those who didn't see, Kellyanne Conway was demonstrating her ignorance on Fox and Friends yesterday. No one told her the '19' in Covid - 19 comes from the year the virus made its appearance, 2019. She believes there were 18 previous iterations. And those boom boom brains on the Idiot Jerk's favorite show nodded sagely, "oh, yes, oh yes," because the segment was focused on attacking the WHO. Can we talk about fake news here?
Remember Tuesday when the Idiot Jerk demonstrated to the world how unhinged he truly is? When he took us into his twisted fantasyland where he's been on top of this whole thing from the very beginning? Despite his trying to rewrite history on that day, something else happened. Remember that election in Wisconsin? The one that couldn't be delayed because the Conservatives in our Supreme Court were hoping Democrats were going to go out and vote... and possibly get sick? Well, that turned out to be a very bad decision for Conservatives. You see, those Democratic voters were also voting for a brand, new Supreme Court Justice for the state. The result was a landslide victory for Liberal Democrat. The Conservative candidate, the one the Idiot Jerk had been pushing, lost badly. Ouch. The Liberal beat the Conservative by over 120,000 votes. Ouchy! Ouch! You can bet the Idiot Jerk must have been seething at receiving such a smack in the face.
And finally, there's a mutant in my yard. That's right. Yesterday I was taking pics of my flowers when I spied him... her... it. Something went genetically wrong. Being different can be... heartbreaking. I wanted to be sure she... it... he knew I was being supportive, so I gave.... it (?) a name. Meet Glen.
The tulip that couldn't decide if it... he... she wanted to be a flower or a leaf.
That face-mask/bandanna is pretty dreamy! ^.^
ReplyDeleteAnd Glenn... Yeah, I'm scared for my life.
I'll have to see how it looks. If we have to wear them for an extended period I might go camo....(evil laugh).
DeleteI would rather be a flower.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen my flowers yet, have you. Start preparing yourself now.
DeleteThat Wisconsin vote is the first nail in _____'s coffin.
ReplyDeleteDamn right.
DeleteOhh love the mask! Very Pandemic, but make it fashion of you.
ReplyDeleteAre you mask for mask, Dave? LoL
And that cunt Kellyanne. I despise her with the strength of three thousand suns. Bet the trumpanzees are repeating that Mambo number five nonsense all over.
Wisconsin was the lab for voter suppression for the repugs. Now The Turtle has enshrined voter ID in Kentucky when all the DMVs are closed. They are using the pandemic as an excuse.
And I’m gonna need updates on the tulips.
XoXo
Their lab failed terribly. Maybe that's why then sent Kellyanne out for comic relief.
DeleteOh that poor trans-plant! Good of you to support Glen!
ReplyDeleteGood one! :)
DeleteI'm actually kind of proud of him... her... them.
DeleteMy neighbor lady made me to different masks so I can alternate between. Very thoughtful. And give poor Kellyanne a break would ya. She only has two brain cells to rub together...unlike the rest of the administrations gang who four or five.
ReplyDeleteI don't think her cells rub together, in fact I doubt if they're both in the same room.
DeleteThe mask looks cool. Yes I saw Kellyanne saying that last night. Dumb as a house plant. It will be nice when you send these people back to the trailer park they came from!
ReplyDeleteAnd her friends at Fox and Friends sat there and let her make a fool of herself, shows you what Republicans are really like.
Deleteglen...or glenda?
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_or_Glenda
I was hoping someone would make the connection!!
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