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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Dumb as a Brick

It's Friday!  It's Friday?  wait, where are the happy dancing gifs?  it's the end of the work week!  The weekend!  If you live in Georgia you can now legally go get a massage.  Or, if the mood strikes you, get a nice 'tramp stamp' that's going to start sagging in about 7 or 8 years!  Joy of joys!
Can you all wait a sec while I stop and take my temperature?
There, that didn't take long did it?  96.8 degrees (F).  Yep, I'm a cold one.  Later in the day I'll heat up to 97 (F).  I've never taken my temperature after riding the bike, but I wouldn't doubt if I didn't happen to heat up to 98.6 (F) which would make me normal for a short time.
Yesterday was a bit odd.  I gathered shopping carts from the parking lot twice.  We spray them down before we let the customers touch them.  I had an Asian woman call about ordering flooring.  She bought enough for one room about a year ago.  Bruce Hardwood flooring no longer sells that color.  She has called numerous times and talked to everybody at the flooring desk at least 3 times.  Yesterday I gave her the Bruce Hardwood phone number, maybe they can help her.
And the Idiot Jerk asked if injecting disinfectant might be a solution to the Covid - 19 crisis.  You know, shoot a little Top Job, or Mr. Clean up into the veins?  The response he got was brilliant: "That would kill a lot of people."  The Idiot Jerk in the White House is dumb as a brick.
I think it's funny that even by not actually running a campaign, Joe Biden is kicking the Idiot Jerk's ass in the polls.  Even Rasmussen, a poll that has always had a soft spot for Conservatives, is giving Biden a 'thumbs up.'  This is really bad for the Idiot Jerk.  Having his ass fired by the American people is beyond his belief.   This is what happens when you surround yourself with 'yes men' who constantly agree with your point of view and steer you away from reality.
Biden has suggested the Idiot Jerk might try and have the November election postponed.  Sadly for the Idiot Jerk, the Constitution does not permit that.  Also, keep in mind, that a few short weeks ago the Supreme Court ruled that Wisconsin could not delay its Primary Election.  That set a precedent.  Damn!  Republicans have never ever been too smart.  They have always relied on lies and deceit.  The Idiot Jerk is going down.  So is his Party.
And now, for something lighter.  I was out taking pics yesterday of my tulips.  Lo and behold, I snapped one with an itty, bitty spider on one of the petals.


Nifty, huh?

19 comments:

  1. Love the tulips! Glad you didn't have snow and they survived.
    COVFEFE-19 is now telling people to lay under LEDs and mainline Lysol. How's that for the Leader of the World? His stupidity is only bigger than his narcissism. Uncle Joe just has to piece together all his stupidity to run a very effective ad.
    We were given one more month of sheltering in place. I'm good with it. I don't really wanna go out. There's trumpanzees everywhere.
    And I think I need a thermometer. It may come handy.

    XOXO

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    1. Actually, Uncle Joe is rising in the polls by not doing anything. Believe me, the Idiot Jerk will get worse as the election approaches; he's terrified of losing horribly.

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  2. good lil spider!

    OMB, the first paragraph is DRIPPING with sarcasm! now where did I put that lysol? nope, I ain't as stupid as the dump dick-lickers!

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    1. It's rare for us to be able to watch mental instability wobbling towards the end of the cliff.

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  3. Now, we know why the Supreme Court set that president during the virus. It seemed unrealistic at the time but now that you mention the national election it all makes sense!

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    1. I don't think that was the original plan, but Karma works in wonderful ways sometimes.

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  4. I heard that this morning, he also said maybe people should try shining UV light into themselves. Now this morning, companies making house cleaning products had to release warnings telling people to not follow their president's instructions, do not inject or ingest cleaning products. What a complete moron!!!!!!!
    Typical for a snake oil salesman to say something like that!

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    1. He's terrified he's going to lose to Biden and so he's throwing some really crazy shit against the wall hoping something sticks.

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  5. Favorite meme for today:
    Vote for Biden. He won't make you drink bleach,

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    1. This whole thing is turning very, very bizarre.

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  6. When I heard him make that comment, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The scary cartoon, we can't seem to escape, gets even loonier. I hope they just all get covid-19...one nice clean sweep, throwm em' in wood boxes, and be done with the lot of them.

    "The best revenge is enjoying life without them."

    I can be frigid at times.

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  7. Sadly I suspect some of his followers may even try shooting up. What's the betting we hear of at least one case shortly?

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    1. I understand a number of poison control centers have been getting numerous calls asking it if was safe... In a sad way, it's rather funny.

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  8. The tulip picture is beautiful! I simply cannot believe the stupid things that come out of his mouth. Now he's saying he was just being "sarcastic".

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    1. He shit in his pants on national TV, what else is he going to say.

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