Reality Show

Well, we were supposed to have snow on the ground this morning.  We didn't.  At first they were forecasting 1 - 3 inches, at some point that changed to 1 inch and then finally to 'a dusting.'  Nada.  I like snow.  The dogs like snow.  Now the forecast is for cooler weather, but no snow.  And, next week we're supposed to be getting more rain.  Son of a bitch.
There was some doofus in the store yesterday with a MAGA hat on.  When I politely asked if I could help them, he shook his head and said "we're just checking out prices."  I was going to tell him prices keep on going up, something he was never going to believe.  Nope.  All he believes is the Idiot Jerk in the White House.
And for those who don't know, two articles of impeachment were released yesterday.  That's right, only two.  Believe me, they are enough.
Speaking of the Idiot Jerk, he was in Central Pennsylvania last night at one of his crazed rallies.  This morning I saw my nephew's wife ranted on Facebook about the traffic.  Here's a bit about the event from Penn Live.  Security was, as the article says, heavy.  Sections, and intersections, of Routes 322 and 283 were closed shutting down traffic while his motorcade drove through.  Scott Wagner, a failed GOP candidate for governor is going to pay Derry Township the estimated $15 - $20 thousand in security charges.  The Idiot Jerk is a very unpopular president.  His ego also requires that the world stop as he passes by.  Missy Pence was there too.  They're terrified of losing Pennsylvania in the next election.
As for the impeachment...(drum roll please).  It now moves into the Senate.  So, let the show begin.

Both the Democrats and the Republicans want a quick hearing.  The Democrats worry the GOP is going to trivialized the procedure to death (they kick dead horses, don't they?), and the GOP worries about how badly it's going to make the administration look.  But the Idiot Jerk in the White House?  He wants a big, brassy, bold, bullshit filled reality show.  Live witness!  Yeah.  He wants them to drill for the details on live TV.  He wants a conspiracy song and dance show.  And that scares the Republicans silly.  That is the last thing they want.  You see they know this whole Ukraine thing is based on his untethered brain grasping for straws.  The Idiot Jerk believes that if he brings down Biden is re-election will be guaranteed. In case you don't know, this man is dumb as a fucking brick.

Cheesy

Okay, so today is my Friday, even though the calendar says that it's actually Saturday.  I'm off for 2 days and then get to work for 5.  That's not so bad.  After that I have 3 days off in a row.
Pennsylvania politics got ugly.  A 'wanna be' Idiot Jerk running for Governor, Scott Wagner, posted a video in which he claimed he was "going to stomp all over Tom Wolf's face wearing spiked golf shoes."    Scott is angry because Wolf aired an ad in which a valid statistic was quoted, a statistic which proves Wagner to be an "Idiot Jerk wanna be."  That statistic?  Wagner's company, Waste Management, Inc., has sued over 6,200 individuals.  Wagner's explanation is "that's how you handle delinquent accounts."  I'm calling bullshit on that statement.  At one point in my accounting career I worked in Credit Management.  You don't file lawsuits, unless you're the Idiot Jerk in the White House.  Nope.  You turn them over to a Collection Agency.  So, Scottie's angry, and his video is making National News.  And he looks like every other Republican scumbag.
And something else is making National News, besides the devastation of Michael, and Kanye's audition for the position of Court Jester.  American Cheese is dying.  Millennials aren't buying the artificial, non-nutritious substance.  You know?  The fake food the Idiot Jerk likes on his hamburgers?  The orangey, yellowy slices Kraft sold as individually wrapped singles?  It seems that millenials want to eat real cheese rather than a substance with chemically induced flavor molecules.  Evidently that's not the only food-like substance on the decline.  Breakfast cereal has slipped into the fade zone.  People are turning away from it's sugary enhanced goodness.  And golf, too, which is turning into the sport of pretentious rich guys with artificially enhanced hair and chemically induced skin color so redolent of a product formulated in a laboratory.

People thought the Idiot Jerk's skin color was sprayed on, which would entail him actually standing naked while someone hosed on color.  Now we know the truth.  He's the perfect example of what happens when all you eat is American Cheddar.