Olsen Scmolsen - who cares?

I was scanning through news headlines and in the entertainment section of one periodical I saw that John Stamos is heartbroken the Olsen twins will not be on Fuller House.  Who cares?  Not me.  I never had even the remotest of desires to watch the original show.  You see, I didn't care back then, so why should I care now?
Anyway, all I really knew about the twins is that they made shit load of money.  Wanting to educate myself, if only slightly, I went online and did some research.  Both Mary-Kate and Ashley grew up to be... short women, the tallest is 5'2".

Neither one of them seems to smile very much, though the one seems to smile a bit more than the other.  Perhaps that's because during their childhood they were constantly being cued on when to smile and when to laugh.  I don't know.  Do you think I really care?  Nah.  Do you think they care?  Nah.