Five Finger Bibi

 We have a warm day in store for us here in Central Pa with a high in the mid 50s (F).  Tomorrow, if the forecasters are correct we might even hit the low 702 (F).  Sadly, I will be working.  On Tuesday, my day off, the temps are supposed to drop again.  This is normal Spring weather, so even though we've not officially hit the midpoint between Winter and Summer, I'd say that Spring has arrived.

I did work yesterday.  I got a measure.  That will please management.  I also had a nice vinyl plank sale, which will please management even more.  Today I'm going to sell an installation.  That's nice.  Keep them smiling.  The new flooring specialist who was hired about 2 months ago told me that he's given his notice.  He's going to work for a sound system company.  He's a nice kid, though his news didn't really surprise me.  He's smart and very affable, but at 24 years of age, he's already had quite a number of jobs.  Wisely, he gave notice, rather than just quitting.  This means we're going to be looking for another flooring specialist.  Anybody interested?

The Oscars are on tonight.  Because I go to the movies a lot, they're the only award show I watch.  As usual, I have my favorites.  Unlike so many others, I'm not going to give any predictions.  What I will say is that there are 2 big favorites for best picture.  Sometimes, when this happens, voters will cancel each other out and another film will win.  This is also true with the best actor category, though Timmy may have danced himself out of the competition.  Two actors from the same film are nominated for the supporting actor and that's never a good thing.  One thing to remember, no matter who wins, no one is going to get gypped.  These films and actors nominated are all very talented.  Simply getting nominated is a boost to their careers.  I've seen a number of these nominated films and every one of them is outstanding.

And now on to the burning question of the hour.  Is Bibi dead or alive?

Numerous five finger no thumb pictures have been posted.  People are beginning to wonder why he hasn't made a statement in over 13 days, especially since he likes to be in the spotlight almost as much as Orangie.  Reports are coming in that he was killed by a hypersonic missile.  You would think the Israeli government would provide some form of evidence to dispel these so called rumors and so for they've give us silence, and some video clips that many are calling AI.

An honest assessment is that this war is not going to the way the Bibi thought it was going to go.  This is what happens when you put Conservatives in power.  Israeli Conservatives are a lot like the Republicans in this country; they believe once they are in charge they can simply create the reality they want.  That never happens and lives are lost because of their incredible stupidity.

Brenda Carr, the head of the FCC, is frantically beginning to shriek that Main Stream Media needs to report on how well the war is going, yet the only evidence that might prove that is Orangie's shit talk.  Perhaps if he weren't a pathological liar this might be somewhat believable.  However, to quote Gavin Newsome:  Trump just makes shit up.