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Showing posts with label Fantastic Beasts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fantastic Beasts. Show all posts

Monday, November 26, 2018

So Many Crimes

It's Cyber Monday!  I'm off work!  And today I'm going to go to the courthouse in downtown Harrisburg to probate my Mom's will.  My checkbook is going to be in my back pocket.  I suspect taxes will have to be paid... though I'm not sure.  She and I had joint checking and savings accounts for the past... oh, 5 or 6 years, and I was the beneficiary.  I will have to wait and see.
I went to see "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald" last evening.  On average, I thought it was good, slow at the beginning with a noted improvement as the story unwound.  They take a lot of time to get the characters reintroduced... or introduced.  Not surprisingly, Johnny Depp plays a deplorable villain no doubt because his career requires him to just shut up and give the director what the director wants (I understand Disney fired him - no more pirate movies for him).  Ezra Miller proves he's a pro when it comes to brooding attractively.  A bearded Jude Law brings a good diversity to the cast.  The first film was pretty much a star vehicle for Eddie Redmayne, however, if Law's presence is any indicator, the following installments will have a much more ensemble story line  which is fine with me.  I'm not a big Eddie fan.  Oh, and installments is the correct word.  Originally slated as a trilogy, it now looks as though the decision has been made to stretch this thing out into 5 films.  That's a problem since a lot of the ticket buyers for this movie bought tickets for the Harry Potter series... and they're getting older and older.


Oh, and I saw there was some pseudo-violence down at the Mexican border.  The Idiot Jerk wants to seal off the entire border.  You know, they really do need to keep those dark skinned people out of this country.
And this AM, listening to the news, I heard that that the Mueller investigation is going to be devastating to the Idiot Jerk in the White House.  Subpoenas all around, perhaps?  Early Christmas presents.  While nothing concrete has been leaked, shutting down the investigation now would devastate the Republican party.  The Idiot Jerk's approval rating would plummet.  There would be massive protests.  Anger would rage.  They know this.  Donnie Jr may actually be indicted for Treason.  I do believe that is a hanging offense.  Gee, if that happens, I wonder if Cindy Hyde-Smith is going to want a front row seat.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Where's Eddie?

So, I went to see Fantastic Beasts last evening.  As someone who is, for the most part, totally ignorant of the Harry Potter Universe, I sat down in my seat with a little trepidation, only a little, though.  Since it was Tuesday night my ticket only cost $5, and my popcorn and soft drink only came to $4.24, not a bit investment.  Colin Farrell plays the villain... quite well, this former pretty boy is aging rather well.  Eddie Redmayne is the hero and I suspect his genes are not as good as Collin's, but then I'm not an Eddie Redmayne fan.  He is not a ginger for the ages.
Anyway, there's this evil thing killing people in New York and Collin tries to put the blame on Eddie's beasts, and, well the plot is rather standard.  Katherine Waterston and Fine Frenzy (bad stage name?) are very good.  The CGI effects are... spectacular.  This movie looks simply amazing.  But then there's Eddie.  No doubt he's trying.  I mean the guy can act, but he's no Daniel Radcliffe, who, even in his flops is more than just a screen presence.


And then, right at the end, that horse's ass Johnny Depp shows up.  Evidently his brief cameo is supposed to be built upon in the next 3 or 4 sequels.  Holy Shit.  And, evidently, his casting is also quite controversial because everybody who is anybody knows Depp is box office poison.  What a terrible shame.  This franchise looked a bit promising.