When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
Bluntness
Sunday, July 19, 2026
Storm Damage
Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Failure: The Only Option
Wednesday. Our skies are slightly overcast. There is a bit of humidity in the air. I did laundry yesterday but used the dryer because rain was in the forecast, and rain it did. Lotsa rain. We had some wind on my little hilltop, however in the areas surrounding me trees were blown over. Everybody got the rain. Some places got inches. There are tons of pictures of flooded streets and trees down. Forecasters are predicting today to be rather calm; not as hot and not as humid. Tomorrow the threat of thunderstorms returns.
My aquariums need a light cleaning, that will be taken care of this afternoon. Cleaning. That's actually what's in store for today. There are many small chores which need to be taken care of, including at least two more loads of laundry.
Jimmy Swaggart died yesterday. He was a scumbag televangelist. Over the years, my mom sent him hundreds of dollars. At one point when she was in the hospital after a heart attack she asked me to take her Discover card and send him $30 and ask him to pray for her. I did not. He was a soulless Christian who preyed on the naive and gullible. An indicator of how morally bereft he was came this morning when the Orange Anus praised him, telling the naive and gullible how good he was; Orangie and Swaggart were cut from the same cloth.
For those of you who are curious, here's a picture of my carrot.
Sunday, June 29, 2025
The Big Terrible Bill
Here in Central PA we had lots of warning of impending thunderstorms yesterday and there were large swaths of heavy rains surrounding us, but all we got were simple rains. They did little to drain away the heavy humidity, though this morning it's not nearly as thick.
Yesterday morning I was out in the backyard with Howie when I heard a clunk. The two tops screws holding my garden hose reel popped free, so only the two bottom screws were holding it to the wall. I remember that when I installed it I'd wondered how long it would hang there. The problem is that I have aluminum siding and there is a gap between the siding and the actual frame wall of the house, and that wall is only about a half inch thick. So, I pulled it free and filled the holes with silicone. The reel still works, it's just not waist high.
Retail was slow yesterday. I did set up appointments for a fencing consultation, as well as a carpet measure. I did not set up a follow up appointment for the carpet measure.
And right now Republican senators are reading aloud Orangie's big, shitty bill.




