Had I been Franklin Graham I probably would have plucked out my eye, being so afraid such a sight might make me Gay. (Too late) And as for those Million Crazy Christian Moms? Well, we all know they only have sex in the dark, and then only to make a baby, so they wouldn't know a sperm from an amoeba.
Anyway, it is Sunday, and it being 35 minutes later, I've just completed my cardio. And since I'm on my way to remaking my body, thanks to a fixed schedule, I've started tracking everything. To do this I'm using a Garmin Fenix 3 HR (pronounced phoenix).
I can wear this baby to bed if I want to track my sleep levels... I don't. I did turn on the notifications app, which lets me keep my phone in my pocket while at work. Some customers really hate to see associates checking their phone. In fact, this just does about everything I ever needed in an HR monitor. The only App that really is pretty useless to me is the Golf App. Give me a break! Who do they think I am, Trump at Mar Lago every weekend?
your last sentence - bwhahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWell, Republicans have always been hypocrites from hell when it comes to playing Golf.
DeleteA better question would be what your you doing to see a floating sperm in the eye, lol!!!!!!
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