My sister-in-law is doing some sort of Easter family thing tomorrow - I'm going to text her my apologies. I'm going to my sisters on Sunday (picking up my Mom first) and that will be enough. I need at least one day off during the weekend to get things done - chores, you know? Things like dusting, and vacuuming, and cleaning up the yard ( I have big dogs, remember).
I did ride a bit over 10 miles this AM - about 5 miles in I had to pause for about 30 seconds to reposition... let's say there was a private pinching going on behind the spandex.
There was an interesting article on the Idiot Jerk and his staffing his administration. The gist of the thesis was that loyalty is what he looks for, a candidate can be as inexperienced, uneducated, and incompetent as hell and none of that matters. The only thing that counts is loyalty. The Idiot Jerk is only interested in people who will suck the gas from his ass.
Sunday is both Easter... and April Fools Day.... just think about it.
A friend of mine sent me a funny and so I thought I'd share it with you.
The only problem I'm having with it is the big tits bit. That is... well... way TMI about the Idiot Jerk.
"The Idiot Jerk is only interested in people who will suck the gas from his ass." - and after eating all that mc dog chow fake food, that gas MUST be noxious!
ReplyDelete"Sunday is both Easter... and April Fools Day.... just think about it." - a crock o shit! bwhahahahahaha!
He better watch out, or someone my start fracking his asshole.
DeleteWe have an event this weekend in Smallville and I was speaking to a couple of ladies about it, who were shocked it was happening the day before Easter.
ReplyDeleteI reminded then that the event always happens on the last Saturday in March and that it was Easter that moved to the first.
One said,Easter and April Fool's Day together?"
I said, "Proves religion is just a joke, no?"
::::crickets::::
Ahhh, the ironies of life... and mythology.
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