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Showing posts with label Drudge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drudge. Show all posts

Friday, March 9, 2018

Big Sexy Hair

Friday! After today I'll only have 4 more days of work.  The store was relatively dead yesterday, which is surprising since this is the time of year when things begin to pick up.  Things were busier 3 weeks ago when there was all the chat about the temporary tax break the middle class was going to be getting.  I guess people started realizing that most are not going to be getting lottsa extra cash in their pay checks.
And I read an interesting article this before my morning bike ride.  The truth is America has a serious problem with slackers, not in regard to work, rather in fitness.  We are constantly being reminded... and warned, about getting fatter.  Doing less physically directly relates to aging, and the issues you, as an individual will have to deal with as you get older, and older.  Your muscles are yours to lose.  Does anybody really want to be old and frail?
Anyway, the tariffs are now a done deal.  However, if you start drilling into their wordage it doesn't take long to realize they're fairly superficial.  There are all sots of little loopholes, similar to the ones the rich are getting with their Tax Cut, which let American companies import aluminum and steel with little or now tariff.  Evidently exclusions are abundant.  Stop worrying about not being able to buy your Big Sexy Hairspray, you see, there's a work around, or an exclusion, or an exemption, what ever you want to call it.

And that exclusion is... are you ready for this?... National Defense.  The attorneys for American Aluminum Can (yes there is such a group) are hard at work.  And it's not just hair spray, these guys worry about soft drink, and beer... and, well anything that comes in an aluminum can.  And all of these products are essential for National Defense.  So, I'm wondering, how toothless are these tariffs going to be.  I'm betting the pompous turd in the White House used yesterday's signing ceremony just to fart a little pleasure towards his base.
Oh, and yesterday the Idiot Jerk had something else on his agenda.  He gathered a number of people together to discuss how violent video games create mass shooters.   Except this turned out to be closed door session.  And no one seems to be talking about what was said.  That rag for brain dead conservatives, The Drudge Report, failed to even hint such a meeting was happening.  I suspect this is because most of those involved with Drudge play video games and understand this is a generational issue, popular only with aging, non-gamers, you know?  Like the Idiot Jerk.
And why use Big Sexy Hair?  I wouldn't be surprised if that were the spray of choice for the failed president in the White House.


Thursday, July 20, 2017

Heads Will Roll

So, this AM I was all set to order the Suunto Spartan when I decided to try and pair the Fenix one last time... and it paired.  I checked and Garmin updated their app, now all I have to do is see if this is a good fix, or one that is only temporary.
And on the funny irony side of things, last evening I left a comment on 'I should be Laughng' about the Idiot, and that we should be perhaps a little wary of his Idiocy and then this AM saw on Towleroad that Matt Drudge had Tweeted out something about the Idiot and his continually declining approval ratings, stating "Heads will Roll."  Of course they will, and each one that goes careening into the gutter will be another stake in the Idiot's dismal ratings.  You see, the Idiot's more than a bit confused.  You see in his illogical world, President is a synonym for Dictator; if you're a president you tell people what you want them to do and they do it... or else.  And he's even more pissed because the country isn't even letting him act like he's America's CEO.  Who's going to pay the price?  Everybody.  Sessions is on his shit list, so is Mueller,  and Rod Rosenstein  because "he's from Baltimore," not a lot of Republicans live in Baltimore.
The Idiot in the White House is a Scumbag, and has always been one.  He's a pathological liar.  His compassion for the American people might fill a teaspoon, if America is lucky.  The fact that 32 million people would be affected by a repeal of the ACA doesn't phase him the least.  In fact, the meatloaf he shared with Xi Jinping has more value to him than than the American people.  We are worth less than meatloaf.  He likes his chocolate cake, too, especially when it's been baked and served by legal aliens from Central America.
I truly believe that Matt Drudge, a gay conservative, is right, heads will roll, but that will only make the situation worse for the GOP.  And, in the end, the Idiot and his spawn will move the Moscow suburbs, where they belong.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Drudge, Trump, and the New TV

So much funniness going on, really, I mean Matt Drudge and the Hurricane.  Sounds like the title of a juvenile adventure novel, doesn't it?  The Washington Post hit's this nail right on the head, well, almost so, they do fail to acknowledge that if any of Drudge's followers actually do fail to evacuate, and do happen to die, their surviving family members will sue him for "wrongful death."
And then there are those Krazy Kristians trying to defend Trump's pussy remarks.  People like Rita Cosby and Phil (don't look at my dick) Robertson and some one named Pastor Mark Burns.  This last guy has actually said in a Tweet that Trump has repented... does this guy have any functional neurons left in his brain?  And Rita?  She did the crazy bit on her WOR radio program.  I checked her out on Wikipedia and her career seems to be in a slow, slow decline as she moves farther and farther to the right.  The next thing you know she'll be wearing an aluminum foil hat.
And what about that Krazy Plane, the Trump Campaign? It's almost as funny as the end of "The Interview."  Sure, it is Trump and not Kim Jung (something  or other), but if you look at any recent picture of him, and cup your hand round your ear, you can almost hear Katy Perry singing "Firework."
Finally, my new Sony UHD 4K TV arrives this morning.  Pilot Freight is delivering it, not FedEx or UPS.  They will actually unpack it, set it up, and plug it in to make sure it's not broken.  Amazon is starting to do this with Flat Screens.  Smart move.  Anyway, as a means of celebrating, I order the new Gears of War Xbox Slim.  It arrived last night.


As you can see, it's red to go with my living room.  Unfortunately I have to work this afternoon, so I'll have to wait until tomorrow to really set it up.  That's okay.  I'm the patient sort.