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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
Showing posts with label Ducks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ducks. Show all posts

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Duck This

Well, it's Saturday.  Yesterday was slow at work.  This is to be expected.  It's that time of year.  While it's not official yet, my department is going to be losing a specialist... and no, it's not me.  Just letting you know if anyone has any interest in applying.
An amusing moment happened while I was typing notes in a customer's file.  One of the store associates was walking by and stopped.  I thought he was going to ask a question so I paused.  He did, "you can type with out looking at the keyboard?"  My response? ".... .... uh, yeah."  Amazing, eh?
Last night, as I was getting ready for bed, Big Seig came walking into the bedroom with the big, fluffy yellow duck the dogs got for Christmas.  I had to smile because he's a big dog and it's a big duck, almost 18" long, and there he was, walking around with that yellow duck in his mouth.  This morning it was still on the bed.


Yesterday, one of our newly minted Congresswomen said, in reference to the Idiot Jerk in the White House "we're going to impeach that motherfucker."  Of course, the all white Republican party freaked mostly because she rang a bell they have been ignoring for years.  I do believe unequivocally that the Idiot Jerk's rectum no doubt spasmed horrendously at those words.  You see, Rashida Tlaib is female, and brown, and Muslim.  She is three nails in the coffin of the white, Republican Party.  Instead of asking themselves how many young, female, people of color joined their party and got elected into office, they did the old 'shriek and shout.'  Instead of trying to understand how America is changing, they have chosen to duck and run for cover.  This is how their party will end, desperately praying that the moral degenerate in the White House will save them...  They do not understand.  They are lost.