Bluntness

I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
Showing posts with label VHS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label VHS. Show all posts

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Tape this

Well, here it Saturday and I get to go to work.  I'll be off for the next 3 days so I supposed I'll be able to endure.
Yesterday I went down to the Lebanon VA for a consultation.  I have been pressured for years to have a colonoscopy performed.  Well, now one is scheduled for... (are you ready for this?) Valentine's Day.  On that most romantic of days something alien is going to be inserted....  Let me tell you, my amazing ass is more sacred than any Indian Burial Grounds - nothing goes near it without my approval.  Now I know there are people who say this is a necessary evil, however if you start looking at the ratios of people who have the procedure performed vs the number of precancerous polyps discovered those numbers are staggeringly low, like 1.6%.  I'm not saying it isn't a worthwhile procedure for certain people, if you have a family history of colo-rectal cancer, or cancer in general, or there are some other health reasons, but for the vast majority it is unnecessary.  Someone, somewhere is making a lot of money.
Another thing I did yesterday was to work on cleaning out the attic.  I brought down a box of old VHS video tapes which are now waiting to go out into the trash.


I no longer have a VHS player.  As I looked through the titles I nodded to myself, remembering how much I had enjoyed certain films, and how many times I'd watched several.  I also realized there was no way I would want to watch these things again.  I would rather throw them out instead of someone else,  In fact, at some point, after the dogs are gone, I will sell the house and for that to happen the attic will need to be clear.
There was some amusing news regarding our economy yesterday.  We imported much more than we exported, in fact, the last time the country imported this much stuff was 2008.  Because American workers make much more than foreign workers, our American products are more expensive, and those who run around shrieking "buy American" don't want to spend the dollars.  They'd rather cheap it out and buy something similar made in China, or Thailand, or Mexico.

Monday, July 4, 2016

Independence Day holograph

Well, here it is Independence Day and, of course, I'm working.  The store closes at 8 and I'm scheduled to work until... 8, lucky me.  There a people who are scheduled to work until 9.  I am off tomorrow, which is nice, and nicer still, I'm off Wednesday as well, of course, then I have to work for 7 days straight.
Anyway, I thought I'd celebrate the day by sharing a bit of my memorabilia.  I once worked for a store manager who commented that he thought I might be a hoarder.  I'm not.  I tend to give stuff away.  When DVD's came out I gave away all of my VHS tapes, as well as a very expensive Harmon Kardon player.  I did, however save one thing and it just happens to be from Independence Day.


That's right, it's a holographic card which was included in the VHS packaging.  That's from 1996.
And there's a message on the back from Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich, part of which says "Now, and in the years to come, we hope you and those close to you will have the opportunity to enjoy this film over and over again."  Right.  I bought the tape, not because I thought the movie was great, I'm just a big fan of very big FX.
Anyway, when you turn the card a little bit too the right this is what happens:


That's right, Trump win the election.  I'm going to see the sequel on Tuesday.  I understand one of the Hemsworth boys is in it, which means there's going to be a 20 second gratuitous shot of him with his shirt off.  You know, I bet that if he'd played Tarzan he'd have taken of his pants.