When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
Bluntness
Friday, September 4, 2026
Solving a Problem Like Maria
Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Mandatory Retirement
The temp outside is a nice, almost toasty 74 (F). This afternoon we should be hitting the low 90s (F). Originally, the forecast had them hanging around for a few days. That's changed. Tomorrow our high will be in the upper 80s (F) and Thursday it will be a few degrees cooler as more seasonable weather moves back into the picture.
I paused my Trainwell subscription yesterday. I was going to cancel, but chose to pause it for the time being. I did take screen shots of the routines and print them off, so I'll still have the structure for the next few weeks. At some point I'll have to decide if the expense balances out with the daily contact I get through texts and the occasional videos.
The husband of the woman who returned that tiny bit of carpet was in yesterday to buy padding. I nodded to him, he didn't nod back, but then he didn't glare at me either. As I mentioned to Treaders, one of the big reasons we have problems with returns is that our corporate office has an algorithm that predicts if a customer is likely to shop with us again. Refusing a return drops that likelihood a small %, and every teeny, tiny bit is a step towards failing to make our projected growth.
Today's going to be fairly busy. One of the things on the to do list is to get a haircut. Tomorrow, I'm getting my picture taken for my driver's license and that means looking civilized.
And I have this pretty, white flowery thing growing along the top of my fence. Last year Howie chewed most of it away. This year he's left it alone. I guess it doesn't taste good anymore.
Friday, August 28, 2026
Fasten Your Seatbelts
Boy, did we have a loud thunderstorm last evening. The lightning was dazzling, not blinding. This was the first storm that Howie took notice of, he slept through the others. Last evening he sat up looking startled. From what I could see, most of the lightning strikes were happening over in Harrisburg, and there were quite a few. Today's high is supposed to be in the low 80s (F), but then for the rest of the week daily highs will be in the mid to upper 80s (F).
Yesterday was sort of a meh day here. I don't like having 5 days off in a row and though I do have things planned, yesterday I just frittered away the time. To be honest, mostly I spent the time trying to make sense of Ad-sense. One thing I learned is that if I'm approved adds will only show up on my current entries, the over 7000 posts that I've already made will be unaffected. Maddie said a friend of hers signed up and thought the whole thing was a bust. If that's the case, the ads will be gone fast.
My neighbor's son works at the local AMC. Unlike his mom, he's chatty and I've talked to him on several occasions. For the past 2 years he's gone to Temple University in Philly. When I went to see "The End of Oak Street," he told that this year he was going to be doing the "local college" thing. I didn't ask if he meant Harrisburg Area Community College, or the Penn State Campus in Harrisburg, quite a lot of students attend that one.
After my workout this morning, I'm going to be pausing my Trainwell for 3 months. We will have to see if I renew my subscription at the beginning of December. I just feel as though I need a break right now.
We had a little bit of rain early yesterday afternoon and a friend of mine (Karen S.) took this picture of Harrisburg. For those of you who don't know, the Susquehanna River is over a mile wide.
Saturday, August 15, 2026
Those 42 Days
Our outside temp is sitting at a comfortable 67 (F). Yesterday, our afternoon high got up to 89 (F), which I consider warm. Today's high should be a single degree cooler, though knowing the inaccuracies of weather forecasting, I'm suspecting we'll be topping off in the low 90s (F). Tomorrow we're supposed to have rain, of course I have plans for tomorrow.
Yesterday bordered on being one of those meh days. Rather than do my morning workout, I spent an hour out chipping away at the branches. I am pleased to say I am quite possibly 1/3 of the way down with my sawing and chipping. That may not seem like much, but when you think about what I was dealing with it is rather amazing.
I was chatting yesterday with my trainer. He thinks I should work through the end of the August before putting my Trainwell subscription on pause. We are of 2 different minds. I'm going to do a short upper body workout this morning, and then I'm going to start a 90 day pause. I will resume the workouts in the middle of November, that will give me 2 weeks to decided if I want to continue working with Trainwell. I'll be 74 by then and I may find something more interesting than Trainwell. Tai Chi might be interesting. Lower body strength is important in keeping us older people from falling down.
Today's going to be somewhat busy since I'm scheduled to sit at the flooring desk for 6 hours this afternoon. I'm interested in seeing if any of the measures I set up have sold.
With all of the chatter about the Abraham Lincoln, I thought I'd post pic of the little boat I was on.
Friday, August 14, 2026
Conniving Coward
Good Morning from Central PA. Our outside temp is 71(F) and our afternoon high is expected to be in the low 80s (F). We only have a 1% chance of rain today, which is nice because things need to be done. Our next rainy day is not supposed to be until Sunday. I have plans for Sunday, so that figures.
So, what did I do yesterday? Not a lot. Well, that's not completely true. I did about half an hour of lawn cleanup pulling together branches that need to be run through the wood chipper. I tried that little handheld chainsaw and it works well. I'm going to try and get them chipped this afternoon.
My excitement for later this morning will be paying off my school tax. After that I'll be paying off the credit card I used to purchase the lawn cleanup tools, chainsaws, wood chipper, etc. I haven't paid interest in years, except for the car loan, and do not intend to start now.
I'm also going to be pausing my trainer. There are too many other things going on right now for me to focus properly, yard cleanup for one. I don't want to pay for something that I'm not using, and I have been looking for reason to skip my training sessions. I find my thoughts wandering, not absent mindedly, but usually towards one extremely sore subject.
The chicken toy Howie got for his birthday? Its lost a leg... er... drumstick.
Sunday, August 2, 2026
Trump's Golden Jesus
Outside we have 76 (F), humidity thick as a sponge, and a seriously cloudy sky. Drizzles and showers are on tap for both today and tomorrow. Tuesday? We're supposed to have sunshine, though that's supposed to be followed by more drizzles and showers. The past few days have been breezy, so we could use the rain.
I did a half-assed workout yesterday because I simply didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into picking things up and putting things down. I'm not going to renew my Trainwell subscription. With all of the branches and limbs I have to cut up, I will have natural cardio and strength training for probably the next 2 months. I'm thinking possibly of reactivating my Planet Fitness membership. $45 for 3 months is a lot less expensive than $552, and with my hours being cut I'm starting to look thriftiness again.
Yesterday afternoon I worked at the Paint desk. I enjoy mixing pain for people, or I should say most people. A painter I remembered for my days managing the desk showed up for one of his special orders. This means that the paint he buys must have 20% less tint because that makes his colors special. He's short, about 5'5" so I suspect his aggressively demanding nature is cause by a Napoleonic Complex.
The Orange Anus was doing some unhinged shit posting last evening, and one of the pics he posted on his Truth Social account was him kissing a golden Jesus.
Sunday, July 19, 2026
Storm Damage
Monday, July 13, 2026
AI Mitch
Our afternoon temps got up to 91 (F) yesterday, that's much warmer than predicted. According to the thermometer our outside temp is 68 (F). The forecast is the same as yesterday's with a high in the mid 80s (F). Will that happen? Probably not. We have another mini heatwave coming our way. Tomorrow's highs are supposed to be in the 90s (F), with Wednesday topping off in the low 100s (F). I suspect this summer is going to be a real cooker.
Yesterday was, as expected, rather boring. Sundays are usually a full shift for me at the giant, orange, home improvement retailer, but yesterday I was only scheduled for 6.5. Business was slow. Some customers wandered in looking for something specific, but there were very few browsers. Those that did make their way back to the flooring department told me the same thing: "I'm just starting the process."
I'm not going to the training session down in Maryland. The store specialty associates are all going down on Tuesday, August 4, and my availability specifically says that I don't work on Tuesdays.
My Trainwell subscription is not going to be renewed at the end of July. I've found that the texts I get from my trainer are not as much of an incentive as they once were. I have the routines down, so paying $550 for 3 months of "at a boy's" doesn't seem to be a wise expense.
So, so many people believe this picture of Mitch and his wife Elaine is AI generated.
Friday, June 5, 2026
Squirrels
Our out door temp is 65 (F). It's going to be a stinker of a day. For the next 3 days our highs are going to be in the mid 90s (F). They'll drop back into the upper 80s (F) after that. No rain is in sight for the next 10 days. It looks as though summer has arrived 2 weeks early. So be it.
I did get a decent workout in yesterday. I've signed up for another 3 months of Trainwell. The results so far are, by my standards, impressive. The goal is not to just maintain muscle, but build it, too. And, well, I have biceps now. My core muscles are stronger and they are essential if you have lower back issues. They keep you spine in place, don't let it jiggle around so much when you walk.
Work yesterday was filled with issues, all of them other people's problems that I got stuck fixing. My first 3 hours zipped by. The last 3? They were on the slow side. I did hit my measure goal for the week, one of them a commercial tile floor installation. Management will be very happy if that goes through.
Without any rain in the forecast, I will need to water my garden every day. In case you're wondering, this is what it looks like. The only problem I'm having is with the squirrels digging up the seeds I've planted.
Sunday, March 1, 2026
Trainwell
So, our overnight temp did not drop below freezing. This is good when you want the snowpack to melt. It's also a very good sign that spring, which is only 19 days away, is going to be here sooner rather than later. That doesn't mean we here in Central PA are going to have cold spots, in fact we are going to have 2 today and tomorrow when our daily highs will not get out of the mid 30s (F). However, by next Tuesday and Wednesday we should be up in the low 70s (F). Since I don't work those days, I plan on getting a little yardwork in.
And I did manage to sell 3 measures yesterday in spite of how slow the store was. We are well over $100,000 under plan for the week. I will be hitting my sales go and my measure goal, however, that should keep management happy for a while. I also get to work today. I'm hoping it will be another slow day. I have no problem spending 8 hours getting laps in. Steps are good.
Since we're starting a new month, sometime later this morning, possibly when I'm at work I will be reactivating my Trainwell subscription. What the past 2 months have proven to me is that I do need those daily notes, and texts reminding me that a workout needs to be completed. I don't know if it's my age, but I do seem to be becoming a rather lax individual when it comes to working out.
Saturday, February 28, 2026
Tiny Little Putin
We're above freezing and our high this afternoon is expected to be in the low 60s (F). Tomorrow night another cool front is going to be moving through Central PA. The original forecast had us receiving about 2 inches of snow. That has now been changed to rain, with smattering of ice late Monday night into Tuesday morning. After that, temps are going to zoom upwards. There are actually a few days in which we're expecting to breach the 60 (F) barrier.
And yesterday was one of those, hhhmm, lets get this done sort of of days. I set up the dehumidifier in the basement. Thinking that my basement was rife with humidity, I set it up to run nonstop. This morning, I reset it, taking it off nonstop and setting the humidity lever at 45%. I also did some research online. Most of my humidity problems will happen during the spring and summer, not the fall and winter. This means the new dehumidifier will probably be sitting in standby mode until April or May. That's fine.
I also managed to get a little workout in using the new piece of gym equipment. Tomorrow I'm going to activate Trainwell for another 3 months. I need to. I've gained weight. My trainer and I will have to re-evaluate my workouts since I've changed my hours. This means I will have to put the rowing machine back together. I may rearrange the workout room while I'm at it, or maybe not.
One of the things I did yesterday was back a chocolate olive oil cake... from scratch. Most recipes are for vanilla or lemon flavored cakes but I was craving deep, dark chocolate, so that's what I made. With a peanut butter drizzle frosting. Yum.
Saturday, October 18, 2025
The World is Watching
Good morning world. Outside temps are in the low 50s (F) with a projected high to be in the low 70s (F) with full on sunshine. Today's going to be a perfect day for a peaceful rally here in Central PA. The weather will change towards the end of the weekend. Some forecasts are predicting an inch of rain on Monday. We need the rain.
Yesterday was a good day when it came to getting things done. The 2 aquariums were cleaned and I painted more of wainscoting in the bathroom. I will be finished with that soon. After that I will move on to bedroom doors and freshen them up. A few years back, when I was running the paint department, one of associates was from India. He and I got to talking about, of all things, painting, and I was surprised when he told me that in his culture people rarely repainted rooms. He told me that if there's a hole, or scratch, or scrap, they will simply patch it and just touch the area up, and I thought their walls must be spotty as hell since time changes everything.
Trainwell is making changes to their app. Now you'll be able to move your workouts around, change the times, or only do certain exercises. This is all starting Monday. I'm wondering, hoping they're not moving to some sort of AI format. That would probably not be good for the people they hire to be trainers.
My sister told me that my brother in law came home from work on Wednesday and told her he'd retired. This was rather abrupt. Originally, he was supposed to work until December, and then go part-time for a while. He managed dry wall installations, and she'd also told me there wasn't a lot of work and that he'd said "people were just standing around." That's a wasted payroll expense. I don't doubt that America's sinking economy is to blame.
And, of course, today is the 2nd No Kings Day.
Sunday, October 12, 2025
Conservative Ineptitude
We had a rather warm night. The outside temp is a very mild 57 (F). That doesn't mean our afternoon temps are going to climb into the upper 70s (F). Nope. They're going to be stuck in the 60s (F). There is a Nor'easter plodding up the eastern seaboard which will keep the temps mild. Rain showers will continue throughout the day and into to tomorrow. Predictions are for a total accumulation of about an inch of rain. We need it.
I did my morning workout yesterday. It was fine. This may surprise some of you, but I'm on a 25 day stretch. This is a good thing. I think one of the reasons these sessions work is because the routines are varied, also, the fact that they were designed by someone who knows what he's doing, rather than me sitting at my computer picking and choosing exercises I think will be beneficial. Even the sequence has turned out to be good. I used to do 3 sets of one exercise and then move onto the next. Now I complete the entire routine, and then repeat it two more times. There are even yoga poses in the after workout stretching.
I did work yesterday and it was slow. I talked to one customer about ordering blinds and then he decided to buy out stock blinds instead. They were a lot cheaper. I also talked to a gentleman who believes we sold him more carpet than he needed. The carpet has already been installed. If he had a problem, he should have brought it up before he paid for the installation. I told him that if he wanted, we could send a measure tech out to do a remeasure, but he would have to pay $100 for it. He said he was going to think about it.
And Christmas has arrived. In the past, our Christmas displays have had a large selection of trees. There have been way, way too many inflatable lawn ornaments, and quite a few large indoor ornaments as well, like 6 foot tall, talking and singing Santas. We have no Santas this year. We have no large singing elves, or carolers. And the number of artificial trees on display is small. Most of this stuff we get from China.
Friday, October 10, 2025
Boots
Okay, so this morning is cool enough to edge on being cold with the outside temp at 41 (F). We weren't in the 30s (F) as they'd been predicting, but they were close enough. Autumn is now officially here. Our long distance forecast has out daily highs hovering around in the mid 60s (F), with periods of rain this weekend. Now the leaves will really begin cascading from the trees. I may mow those in the backyard, but the ones out front I'll rake into piles around the shrubs and let winter turn them into mulch. I like putting the ground back into the ground.
And I did work yesterday. It was slow. I had a sale go through on Tuesday, so I've reached my sales goal for the week, and someone gave me two leads, so I've hit that goal. Will I get a measure this weekend? That's difficult to say, especially if the weather falls apart. There used to be a time when people would plan on getting new carpet installed for the holidays in order to impress the relatives; those days are past.
Since I don't work today, a bike ride is scheduled for this afternoon. One thing that's good about this Trainwell program I've signed up for workouts and rides are planned. Too often I'll find myself scheduling something and not following through, so far this small bit of accountability is eliminating that.
I watched the first few episodes of Boots last night on Netflix. Based on the memoir of Greg Cope White, The Pink Marine, its the story of a gay young man who enlists in the Marines in the 1990s. It's a comedy, it's a drama, it stars Max Parker as the company commander. I like what I've seen so far. Warning: there is male nudity in case you find that offensive. And it's getting good reviews. If we get enough people watching it, we can move it into Netflix's Top Ten.















