Petey Hegseth Gets Aroused

 Well, weather forecasters are predicting that storms will be (possibly) pummeling us today with high winds and torrential downpours.  There is a large front that stretches from West Virginia up into Quebec moving eastward dropping substantial amounts of rain.  Tomorrow should be cooler for everybody on the eastern seaboard.

I did take a personal day rather than go into work today.  I still have the occasional cough and nasal drainage, as well as some slight chest congestion.  This cold has been dragging itself out since Tuesday.  If my memory serves me correctly, I had a cold about 2 years ago that also hung around for about a week.  I'll go to work tomorrow because I don't have any personal time left, and taking off without time is an offense.  I have 80 hours of vacation time on the books, but we're not permitted to use vacation time for personal time.  

Yesterday morning at 10:01 I dropped the broken printer off at the UPS Store in Mechanicsburg.  That's right, I carried that big, bulky box the 30 feet from my front porch to my car without coughing or sneezing once.  The woman at the UPS Store was helpful in getting it onto a rolling cart and pulling it inside.  I just checked the tracking number and that sucker is on it's way back to CDW.  Now all I'm waiting for is one of those survey's which asks "how did we do?"

Also yesterday, without the approval of Congress the Orange asshole Anus changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War, and we have one of the most unqualified people in America running it.  I don't doubt for a second that this new title erotically aroused the drunkard Petey Hegseth.  This name change is going to cost the United States millions but Orangie don't care, he ain't paying for it.

And if that wasn't absurd enough, yesterday Mikey Johnson floated another trial balloon regarding the Epstein files:  that Orangie was actually secretly working with the FBI in an investigation of Epstein.  Yep, that's the reason Orangie was spending so much time on Epstein's island, and in his townhouse in New York, and going to parties with him.  Now, I'm sure there are some cultists who might actually believe this, but they are the dumbest of the dumb (and you didn't think MAGA cultists couldn't get any dumber).

Finally, after the terrible jobs report, Orangie is now intimating that our economy might not recover until 2027....   Woah!  Did he just say that inflation is going to continue to increase and unemployment will grow steadily worse until 2027?  This is not going to go over well with the Cultists.