Texting LOL

Good morning world!  Our temps here in Central PA are sitting at 61 (F) and they're not going to get a few degrees warmer.  Skies are supposed to remain cloudy and the occasional showers will be pervasive.  If you're local and this is giving you climate dispair, fear not, tomorrow our temps will be warming back up into the low 80s (F).

I had the first call with my trainer yesterday and things went well.  He seems like a nice guy, very knowledgeable.  He's been doing this for a number of years, so I would expect him to be very personable.  The idea is to keep people engaged enough for them to stay involved for more than just a few months at a time.  He sent me my first weeks workout plan which includes dumbbells, bands, and the kettlebell, and it looks quite do able.  He even has me doing planks.  That will be interesting.

Otherwise, yesterday was just another laundry Tuesday.  

This morning Howie brought the remains of one of my pepper plants into the house.  That's right, he's big enough to pull it out of the bucket which is sitting over a foot off the ground.  I did try and take another selfie with him sitting on my lap.  We're getting better at the posing.  Now, all we have to do is get both of our heads closer together.

And wasn't yesterday a potpourri of smorgasbord bullshit?  Let's see:  Patel testified before Congress, Tyler Robinson's supposed texts were revealed, and reporters began asking the Orange Anus some tough questions he didn't like.

Ah, the idiocy of Kash Patel was on full view.  This man is inept.  He dabbed on lip balm, adjusted his tie, and got into shouting matches because of his incompetency.  At one point he said that Epstein didn't traffic in little girls and there was no list.  He followed this up by telling the Senate that Pam Bondi had used 1000 FBI agents to scrub Orangie's name from over 100,000 pages in the Epstein files.  Where this had been rumored, yesterday we got concrete proof of how much Orangie is included in the files.  Not a good thing for Orangie.

Utah's Attorney General released pages of texts supposedly between Tyler Robinson and his roommate and nobody, and I mean nobody, thinks they're real.  Even Caturd, a vulgar Orangie loyalist with a massive following on Zitter calls them bullshit.  Seriously, I spent a good hour laughing out loud at all of the hilariously negative comments.  Even Grok complains the texts are nothing but poorly written dialogue, possibly by some AI software which hasn't been updated lately.  One of the things pointed out by so many people is that there are no abbreviations.  No IDK, ICYMI, no BRB, no LMAO, or even an LOL.  The texts use full words with correct punctuation, and have been frequently compared to something one of the Bronte sisters wrote.

And ICYMI, several reporters, one of them from ABC News asked Orangie questions he didn't like.  The result were several mini-meltdowns.  What a Joy!