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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Thursday, August 6, 2026

The Eggplant, The Rug, and The BBC

Our outside weather is a bit stinky winky.  We're looking at a temp of 75 (F) with very high humidity that's so thick your finest cottons stick to your skin.  Our high will be in the upper 80s (F).  There is the constant threat of storms, but nothing at all like what we had when the temps were in the upper 90s (F) and low 100s (F).  We are almost halfway through summer and, except for those 2 weeks of torrid temps and tornado like storms, the season has been relatively normal... at least  here in Central PA.

I got a decent upper body workout in yesterday morning.  We've added a few new exercises that I like and started doing leg extensions again.  No squats.  That's fine.

A lot of words were written yesterday, mostly because the threat of rain was to great for me to want to get my extension cords out.  All of my tools are either electric or battery powered.  I learned a long time ago, water and electric simply don't mix.

Tomato sauce is going to be made this afternoon.  This is a good thing.  Mine includes tomatoes, onions, spices, and a touch of wine.  

My schedule for the last week in August was posted yesterday.  I'm scheduled for 13.5 hours.  I had already scheduled the last of my vacation for that week, so I'll end up with 20 + hours.  That's fine.

And I know everyone wanted to see a picture of my eggplant, so here it is!  Impressive, isn't it?  Can you tell I'm very proud?


The only thing more impressive is the picture of Orangie's new rug.


I understand the color is Spun Gold.  And yes, he did wear this yesterday in Las Vegas, and no, this is not AI slop.

Even funnier than that thing on his head, is Orangie's lawsuit against the BBC.  He sued them, claiming their coverage of the January 6 riots led to his financial ruin.  The BBC. who know a shit bird when they see one, said "prove it!  Show us your financial records!"  He has until tomorrow to release the information and instead of doing that, he's running around shrieking and yelling as if that rug on his head was on fire, crying "no, no, no, you need to take my word for it."  And the BBC is having none of his shit.  I'm betting they're going to countersue because he actually did disparage and slander them.  Grab your popcorn.




6 comments:

  1. Maybe his wiglet is too tight?

    And I cant believe you showed us your eggplant!!!!! For some reason your blog never shows up on my reader anymore in a timely matter. According to it...it says your last post was two days ago.

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    1. And I'm going to eat my eggplant later! I have no idea what's up with Blogger. Your blog shows up in a timely manner, but Bob's and Sixpence's don't show their most recent entry until much later in the day.

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  2. Very nice eggplant, Dave.
    I suspected as much, since you seemed so proud of it.
    And Cankles and the toupee has the internet on fire. Rumor has it that his dementia is so advanced that he cannot remember the complicated procedures he used to spin his remaining hair into the concoction we all know.

    XOXO

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  3. That rug screams of fresh roadkill.
    And the BBC ain't playing with the corrupt one.

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    1. This seems to be more and more the case, his lawsuits just aren't going the way the wants them to.

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  4. The poor animal that gave its life to sit on that dome. It deserves a pardon. Gigi

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