I saw where Mitch McConnell spoke at Fancy Farm (never head of it) which is something that happens at the St Jerome's Church Picnic (again, never heard of it), which is in Kentucky. Evidently he showed up, gave a little speech and left. He was, however, followed by some guy named Matt Bevin, who it seems is backed by the Tea Party, and Allison Grimes who is the Kentucky Secretary of State (?). It seems as though they slammed old Mitch, both labeling him as an 'obstructionist.' I'll be honest, I've never really liked Mitch. Every time he opens his mouth all I hear is pretentious bullshit. In his defense, however, I suspect he has bent over backwards to kiss the RNC's ass. If he is an obstructionist, it's because this is what they wanted from him. Now, however, just like in Treasure Island, I suspect the RNC has given him the black spot, not because he's bad, but because this is how they plan to show the American people how much they are changing.
The sad truth, however, is that if Matt Bevin does managed to unseat old Mitch, he is going to be just as much of an obstructionist. No change there. You see Matt will be indentured to the Tea Party, and they will call the shots. If he should win the election in 2014, the first voice he hears will be the Tea Party. And what will they say? You owe us. It will be nothing more then superficial slight of hand. They'll pull a bunny out of their hat who's been up their arm all the time. Which is why the GOP is in trouble, you see it doesn't make a difference if you have a grape Jello head in office, or a strawberry Jello head in office. They're both Jello heads. Change is more then going from flavor to flavor, it means going from Jello to pudding.
When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
Bluntness
I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
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Sunday, August 4, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Microsoft - attack of the Jello Brains
I was looking through the news on MSNBC and saw one of their staff tech writers had an article about the upcoming Windows 8.1. Not to my surprise he was fairly positive about the new Windows 8.1 which Microsoft is rolling out, first as a beta version on 6/26 to certain users, and then later in October to everybody who happens to have been cursed with Windows 8. At that time there were 79 comments, the vast majority being negative. Did you expect anything else? Quite a number echoed my own lament, that Microsoft would have developed and OS geared for tablets and phones. The author, himself, echoed what seems to be Microsoft's stand that PC's and laptops are on their way out and that hand held devices are on their way to ruling the Internet. Horseshit. That being said, I wonder if he wrote his article on a tablet, or better yet, his phone. One has to wonder if he sat there with his new HTC and, using that little keyboard, wrote his lengthy article. If he didn't he's a phony (bad pun).
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If he wrote it on a laptop or PC he's a Jello brain. I suspect that as an individual who get's paid by MSNBC he has to be pro horse shit to get a paycheck. As such, his propaganda isn't supposed to really ameliorate the complaints, just satisfy the higher up Jello brains at Microsoft who dropped a turd in computerland. While it might be okay to view a spreadsheet on a tablet, or even phone, all of the data entry involved requires a keyboard. I used to work in accounting, I know. Even though I may make some notes on my tablet, most of my writing is done on either an Imac or a laptop. Right now I'm using a laptop with Windows 8 and while I can access blogger through the Start screen, I don't. I skip that Start screen, geared for a touch screen, and go right to the desktop. The Jello brains at Microsoft chose to ignore the workhorse, the PC and laptop, and aimed straight for the tablet and phone. What Jello brains they be. Convenience for some is inconvenient for others. With so many customers, one can only wonder why they would choose to turn their backs on so many.
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