Today's getting a 2 part entry since I have to leave shortly to take my friend Patty to Hershey. She's having some sort of eye surgery. This early traffic is not going to be too bad. I hate going to the Hershey Hospital. Parking requires valet service... that's right, if you want to park you have to let them park your car. You see the parking lots there are quite large... and far away. From your car to the front entrance might be a half a mile trek. To me? That's failure. For those who don't know how big the medical center is, here's a map:
Oh, and it's getting bigger. Construction is always underway. I think it's the shits.
When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
Bluntness
I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
Showing posts with label Hershey Medical Center. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hershey Medical Center. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
Friday, August 31, 2018
Pecking things apart
Okay, so it's Friday. I get to work today... and tomorrow, and then I'm off for 3 days. Can I wait?
Yesterday I took off because my friend Patty needed to have some sort of surgery for an Occipital Orbital fracture. Translation: she broke her eye socket while walking her dogs... Yorkies, little ones. Seems like one pulled to the left and the other to the right... and she fell.
Anyway, the surgery was performed at the Hershey Medical Center. I hate the place. Way, way too big, with terrible parking. You can walk a mile (literally) or rely on their valet parking. Traffic congestion is horrendous, the only thing worse would be having to sit through "How it Ends" a 2nd time. You need to see the crowds to believe the crowds. Everybody wants to go there because their medical care is very good. My friend Betsy was in their Neurological ICU after suffering a serious stroke. Believe me, it's like walking onto the bridge of the Enterprise. But there is a price to pay: crowds of sick people, seriously congested parking, and... the expense. They are pricey. Had it been my Occiptal Orbital fracture, I would have asked "Am I going to look like the hunchback of Notre Dame?"
If they'd have said "no," I would have passed on the surgery. Some of us have serious medical problems that need to be fixed. There others, however, who buy into the suggestive power of medical professionals we want to trust. Just remember, these professionals are in a business. They make money by getting you to buy services which may not be necessary but which do tend to be rather lucrative.
I saw where that Pecker from the National Enquirer has boatloads of shit on our Idiot Jerk president in his vault. Excuse me, but am I like the only one who understands that "dirt" makes the Idiot Jerk susceptible to BLACKMAIL? And if Pecker has that much, we probably can't even begin to imagine what's in Putin's vault. I'm not just talking about 'golden showers' here.
Yesterday I took off because my friend Patty needed to have some sort of surgery for an Occipital Orbital fracture. Translation: she broke her eye socket while walking her dogs... Yorkies, little ones. Seems like one pulled to the left and the other to the right... and she fell.
Anyway, the surgery was performed at the Hershey Medical Center. I hate the place. Way, way too big, with terrible parking. You can walk a mile (literally) or rely on their valet parking. Traffic congestion is horrendous, the only thing worse would be having to sit through "How it Ends" a 2nd time. You need to see the crowds to believe the crowds. Everybody wants to go there because their medical care is very good. My friend Betsy was in their Neurological ICU after suffering a serious stroke. Believe me, it's like walking onto the bridge of the Enterprise. But there is a price to pay: crowds of sick people, seriously congested parking, and... the expense. They are pricey. Had it been my Occiptal Orbital fracture, I would have asked "Am I going to look like the hunchback of Notre Dame?"
If they'd have said "no," I would have passed on the surgery. Some of us have serious medical problems that need to be fixed. There others, however, who buy into the suggestive power of medical professionals we want to trust. Just remember, these professionals are in a business. They make money by getting you to buy services which may not be necessary but which do tend to be rather lucrative.
I saw where that Pecker from the National Enquirer has boatloads of shit on our Idiot Jerk president in his vault. Excuse me, but am I like the only one who understands that "dirt" makes the Idiot Jerk susceptible to BLACKMAIL? And if Pecker has that much, we probably can't even begin to imagine what's in Putin's vault. I'm not just talking about 'golden showers' here.
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