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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Friday, August 21, 2026

The End of Oak Street

We have 59 (F) outside and last night was great sleeping weather!  Sunshine is on the menu for today, with temps in the 70s (F).  That's another plus.  Tomorrow, however, skies are supposed to be overcast and there's supposed to be rain.  That's okay.  I work.  Our daily highs in the long range forecast might hit the low 80s (F).  That's fine, too.  I'm looking forward to autumn.  Looking back, except for those 3 weeks during which our temps were simply scorching, this hasn't been a bad summer.  But we did have severe storms.  We had another yesterday afternoon.  While there were some serious gusts of wind, the torrential rains were what caused all of the flash flood warnings.

No yard work was done yesterday because the threat of rain was constant.  So, I puttered around the house, and worked on the book.  The Cassadas, Carlos and Mary, have entered the plotline.  I'd sent the first chapter to a reader for an opinion and received the comment, "at least no one's name ends in S."  Some people have a problem with names ending in S when you make them possessive.  Should the name be Cassadas' or Cassadas's.  There are a lot of rule books, and depending upon which you follow, either example can be correct.  So, I promptly informed the reader that he hadn't met the Cassadas yet.

I went to see The End of Oak Street last night.  Set in the early 1980s, a family wakes up to discover that a 2 mile diameter section of their suburb has been transported back several million years.  That's right, there are dinosaurs in the neighborhood.  This movie rocks!  For a long time scientists thought dinosaurs were large reptiles, then, as discovery and discovery was unearthed, they realized they were not related to lizards but to birds.  Believe me, a T-Rex with feathers is far more terrifying than one without.  Put simply, this is the story of the Platts trying to survive as their neighbors become dinosaur food.


So, someone in the White House is leaking the dirt on Natalie Harp.  Rumor has it that the leaker is none other than Karoline Leavitt.  Supposedly she's royally pissed that Orangie left her on the decoy plane to be blown to smithereens.  I also understand that the cultists are all fluttery (key feathered raptor image) in a good/bad way.  To them, he is a celebrity president who is now embroiled in a scandal they find most titillating.  And the administration is so flummoxed they paid Melanoma an untold sum of $$$ to put in a personal appearance with Orangie yesterday.  Can you hear me laughing?  No one is going to believe that expensive charade.  Truthfully, they may have done more damage than good.  Obsessives like Natalie, while knowing secrecy is imperative, desperately want the world to know that she is Orangie's personal binky.  In fact, some are pondering if there's a boiled bunny in her future.

For those who are intersted, here is one of her letters to Orangie.


 



10 comments:

  1. 3 jealous women over that piece of poo, just another distraction from those pesky files. Gigi

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    1. That leak was DEFINITELY a jealous woman. It was too poisonous...
      I'm thoroughly enjoying the drama.

      XOXO

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    2. Are we like witnessing a presidential cat fight?

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  2. Melanie, the moment the check cleared: "Deed you meeeees me?"

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    1. I heard Natasha saying that, I swear!!
      LMAOOOOOO

      XOXO

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    2. I wonder if she charges by the minute or the hour.

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  3. OMG I also loved that movie!
    It totally revived the dinosaur movie for me. That light throughout the movie felt like a Folger's commercial from 1989, I swear. And of course I was screaming the whole time. Those Dinos
    WERE scary. What about the snake????
    And you just KNOW it was Kkkarolie who leaked the embarrassing shit about that psycho.
    And right on clue, they trot out Melanoma. I wonder what they promised her this time...?

    XOXO

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    1. That snake was awesome! And as someone who lived through the 80s, that's what a neighborhood look like. And I think many realize the leak came from vengeful Karoline.

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  4. I don't feel sorry for Karoline or any of them. They are all dumb as a box of dim bulbs. Don't they know he back stabs everyone at some point???? Have they not learned this yet??? It's him...and thats it.

    Rosie has been roasting him all week on the Tonight Show. And they gave her carte blanche . I hear he is very infuratied by her tone. I say keep it up Rosie!!!!!!

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    1. Rather than feel sorry, I feel that we should celebrate this happening so close to the midterms. This might actually be how God works.

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